Puns
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
I am throwing a party in space. Can you help me planet?
Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms.
What did Sarah get for Christmas? I dunno, she hasn't opened it yet.
Knock knock...
Who's there?
Not Sarah.
"Guess how I got to Germany so fast?"
"Because I was Russian!"
But why?
A man walked into a fleshlight and died.
What type of bee makes milk?
A boobee.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
My friends say they don’t like my skeleton puns.
I should put a little more backbone into them.
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
My friend had a drink called Quick Start, so I said, "That's a quick start to the morning!"
How do you get a squirrel down from a tree?
You pull down your pants and show it your nuts.
A horse walks into a bar. The bartender said, "Why the long face?"
Why don't we wrestle bears?
The pain is un-bearable.
I went into a dark basement with a flashlight, but then it died, but I was not scared. I was actually delighted.
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
When my dog barks, he gets ruff.
When my dog starts to bark, he starts to get ruff.
My dad died when we couldn't remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to "be positive," but it's hard without him.