Puns
My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.
I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*
I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!
Hey Jonny, you can buy a...
Pun o' chips at the store!
A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"
Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”
Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?
Because it says "B Positive!"
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Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.
Ur dad lesbian.
Ur sister a mister.
Ur family tree LGBT.
Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.
You want to hear some marriage jokes?
Don't worry, it's just a couple.
Poopy loopy.
Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!
I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.
You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.
"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."
Gay shit.
I'm sorry for all the fish puns. I feel so GILL-ty.
I used to work at a candlestick factory, but only on the wickends! It was illuminating!
How does the moon cut his hair?
Eclipse it!