Puns

How do trees calculate square roots? They use log-arithms.

Dracula was invited to a BBQ. He got stake.

What do you call dynamite on steroids? - High Explosive.

My cat got in a fight. It was a catastrophe.

I would have told you a cheesy pun, but it was too cheesy. *picks up cheeses*

I was in a maze and I got to the end and they congratulated me. I said that was a-maze-ing!

Hey Jonny, you can buy a...

Pun o' chips at the store!

A man walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

Me and my friends were telling puns. My teacher said we should be “pun-ished.”

Did you know that whenever I read my blood donor ID?

Because it says "B Positive!"

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Why is a cabbage green? Because it's in Greenland.

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.

You want to hear some marriage jokes?

Don't worry, it's just a couple.

Poopy loopy.

Your mum gay. LOL. Funny me!

I never knew how to use a boomerang, until it hit me.

You know where I get my soda? Mini-soda.

"Are you taco to me? I nacho friend."

Gay shit.