Ion jokes
Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?
Because he was playing with a cheetah!
Q: What did one atom say to the other?
A: I have my ion you.
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Atom
Electron
I asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies.
An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Community talk
ion like having options
ion think he loves me cus he ain't replying, maybe im a side ho lol.
J MF K (he needs to respond though....)
yo rylee i need the bitrix link again im on pc rn ion got it rn