An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why did the electron leave the atom? Because it had it's ion someone else.
I’d make a rape joke but but ion wanna force that on you too
Q what did one atom say to the other. A i have my ion you
Why did the ion always lose at go fish?-Because he was playing with a cheetah
