Ion

Ion Jokes

Atom

An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."

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  • Atom

    Why did the electron leave the atom?

    Because it had its ion someone else.

    Rape

    I’d make a rape joke, but I don't wanna force that on you too.

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  • Atom

    Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.

    One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."

    The other asks, "Are you sure?"

    "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"

    Cheetah

    Why did the ion always lose at Go Fish?

    Because he was playing with a cheetah!