An atom loses an electron... It says, "Man, I really gotta keep an ion them."
Looks like I lost an electron, I should keep a better ion them.
Why did the electron leave the atom?
Because it had its ion someone else.
I’d make a rape joke but but ion wanna force that on you too
Q what did one atom say to the other. A i have my ion you
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
Why did the ion always lose at go fish?-Because he was playing with a cheetah
