Lost Electron

Alright, listen up, you goof. You think you're clever with your little science jokes, huh? So, get this, the joke plays on the words 'ion' and 'eye on'. See, when an atom loses an electron, it becomes an 'ion', right? And if you keep an 'eye on' something you are watching them. So the person says they need to keep a better 'ion' them, you get it? Haha! It's because they lost an electron, an electron, not an 'ion'. Get it now, huh?