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School shooting

Anonymous · 8 years ago

When you lose a game of Kahoot, so you kashoot up the school.

French

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A painting of Jesus with a ray of light coming from him towards a woman kneeling before him. The text says: "JESUS. Ray that turns you into French for your sins. Woman crying because she doesn't want to be French."

Hell

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

A man's face, wet and contorted in anguish, as if crying or screaming in despair. Above him, white text on a black background reads: "Hitler in hell after being sentenced to an eternity of goonmaxxing to Turkish futa hentai without busting."

Suicide

Anonymous · 2 years ago

A still from a movie shows a man holding a gun to another man's head, with the text above the image reading, "The punishment for trying to commit suicide in North Korea is death." The man holding the gun is labeled, "North Korean govt." and the man with the gun to his head is labeled, "North Korean citizen." The text on the bottom of the image reads, "Drop the gun... or else, I'll shoot."

America

《 rmk 》 · 4 years ago

america or australia? you choose its fate aka jail or no

A black snake with a gun-shaped midsection is lying on a dry ground with some plants.

Anime

KatsukiBakugouSimp · 3 years ago

koga no-

A cartoon image shows Koga with a grumpy expression. The text says "KOGA" and "Kagome put him in timeout".

Sentence

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a news headline that reads: "Prisoners 'could serve 1,000 year sentence in eight hours'" followed by the text: "Future biotechnology could be used to make prisoners feel as if they were serving a 1,000 year sentence, a team of scientists claim". Below, Peter Griffin from "Family Guy" is sitting in a chair with the text: "ah sweet man-made horrors beyond my comprehension" above him.

Satan

Thoughtless · 2 years ago

A two-panel cartoon showing a stick figure with a thought bubble saying, "if god creates bad people and satan punishes bad people then satan is the good guy." Below, another stick figure in a Wendy's uniform says in a speech bubble, "Sir, this is a Wendy's."

Case

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.

Taylor Swift

Anonymous · 2 years ago

YOU ARE GONNA KILL HIM CALM DOWN!!!

The image shows a couple in bed. In the first panel, the woman is on top of the man who says: "Punish me!". The second panel shows another woman laughing and saying "Alexa, play Taylor Swift".

Bullet

Wade · 3 years ago

BULLETS OF VENGEANCE

A comic book style image shows Moon Knight, wearing a white mask and suit with a black vest and ammo belt, holding two rifles. There is a speech bubble above him that reads, "Taste the bullets of vengeance! Way cooler than whatever bullets Punisher uses." The background has splatters of red blood or paint.

Boy

Shitpost master-general · 1 year ago

A screenshot of a tweet by Jared Taylor, @RealJarTaylor, on X.com. The tweet states, "Black boys from households that make $700,000 a year go to prison at the same rate as white boys from households that make $36,000 a year." Below this, it adds, "AND THIS IS SUPPOSED TO BE BECAUSE OF SYSTEMIC RACISM !! The Left does great research for us." Underneath the text, there is a graph titled "THE UPSHOT: Extensive Data Shows Punishing Reach of Racism for Black Boys," which illustrates the "Share of the men incarcerated on April 1, 2010." The graph plots incarceration rates against parental household income, showing a blue line for "Black men" and a yellow line for "White men." An annotation within the graph reads, "The sons of black families from the top 1 percent had about the same chance of being incarcerated on a given day as the sons of white families earning $36,000." Points on the graph are labeled "Families making $36,000 per year" and "Families in the top 1 percent," indicating a "Same Incarceration rate."

Dog

🎧Lilly🌟 · 3 years ago

Two cartoon dogs are shown. The dog on the left is holding a stick and is about to hit the dog on the right. The image contains the text 'Go to horny jail' and '*BONK*'.

Rapper

projokes · 2 years ago

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A close-up portrait of a man with a heart tattoo on his face. The text overlay reads: "Rappers today be lookin like a desk in detention".

Shrek

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Shrek walks down a hallway with a big smile. The text on the image reads, "When the joke is so funny HR wants to hear it in person."

Tanjiro

Manga fan · 3 years ago

Meme:

An image shows the left side of an Uno card with the text "PRONOUNCE 'TANJIRO' CORRECTLY OR draw 25" on it. The right side shows a person at a table holding playing cards and wearing an Inosuke mask from the anime Demon Slayer.

Friend

ohio_armpit · 3 years ago

The image shows a text overlay on an image of a primate. The text reads, "Teacher: 'NEXT PERSON WHO LAUGHS GETTING SUSPENDED' Me: *looks at my friends face*"

Student

Shitpost master-general · 1 year ago

A news article headline states 'Student CRUCIFIES a rat on a wooden cross before burning it after catching the rodent 'eating his pet turtle''. Below the headline are two images. The left image shows a rat, appearing to be dead, tied to a small wooden cross made of two branches, which is propped up against a tree trunk in a grassy area. The rat's limbs are outstretched as if crucified. The right image is a close-up of the rat on the cross, showing its face and body more clearly, with wires or string wrapped around its limbs to the cross. The rat's mouth is open slightly.

Gulag

Bozo · 3 years ago

tehe

A two-panel image shows a cartoon of Joseph Stalin. In the first panel, he is smiling, with text reading "HAHAHA GREAT POST!". In the second panel, he is holding a glass of liquid, with text reading "NOW GO TO GULAG".

Kid

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A colorful donkey pinata hangs from a tree, and the text "Fill a pinata with goat intestines to teach kids about the brutal consequences of violence" appears above it.

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Community talk

Blasphemous Butterfly

its mal. since ik gianni is talking, i figured id get out what needs to be said. not for anyone else, but for my own sanity. idek where to start. 12 months gianni, 12. you wasted sm of my time. id stay up late at night worried sick for someone who didn't care about me one bit. i waited for someone who was spending his free time with minors. the only true thing you ever said to me is that i deserve better than the mon… Read more

Face mcshooty

Bru I'm still grounded wtf

⯎Mia⯎

so im suspended till Monday and grounded for idk how long so that's pretty fun ig

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