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French memes

Baguette

Picrel is the average french wopmutt bagguette. Shitfrench aren't even White, European, or human !!

A drawing of a person with exaggerated features, a large nose and lips, wearing a red beret and a striped shirt. They are looking up at a regal figure with a beard and a golden crown or headdress. A thought bubble above the first person says 'My ancestor :)'.

Jokes

Slap

An Englishman, a Frenchman, a ravishing blonde, and an old lady are sharing a compartment on a train as it winds its way through the Alps. Every now and then the train passes through a tunnel, during which time the compartment is plunged into complete darkness. On one such occasion, a ringing slap is heard, and as the train passes back into daylight, the Frenchman is rubbing his sore, red cheek.

The old lady thinks, "I bet that dirty Frenchman fondled the blonde, and she struck the pervert."

The blonde thinks, "I bet that filthy Frenchman was looking to grope me in the dark, mistook the old lady for me, and she slapped him."

The Frenchman thinks, "I bet that perfidious Englishman touched up the blonde in the dark, and she slapped me by mistake."

The Englishman thinks, "I can't wait for another tunnel so I can slap that French twat again."

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  • Cheese

    After an explosion at a French cheese factory... all that was left was De Brie.

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