Tanjiro jokes

Do you know why the Japanese have squinted eyes? Because nukes are bright.

Why are people in Japan always skinny?

Because last time there was a "Fat Man", a whole city disappeared.

What's a school shooter's favorite anime?

Assassination Classroom.

Why are Japanese people's eyes so squinted?

Do you know how bright an atomic bomb is?

I can’t watch anime anymore when my friend’s grandpa is in the house.

He hasn’t heard a Japanese person scream since the war.