Punishment jokes
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Burn witches and stone whores.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
In middle school, we had to create words with magnet letters. Some kid laid the word "Animal Therapist". I changed one space and got sent home :/
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.