Punishment jokes
Burn witches and stone whores.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
In the morning, I become a cereal killer. Stepped on a corn flake.
Then there was the run-in with a pair of orphaned Rice Krispies. Snap. Crackle. No pop.
I've been taken into custody as a cereal offender and am about to be put on trial in Food Court. I fully expect them to sentence me to Life.
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.