Punishment jokes
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
One time, I worked at 3 jobs at the same time and my boss said it was illegal.
It got too out of hand and I got spanked.
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
When prostitutes misbehave, do their pimps make them stand out on the corner with a "For Rent" sign on their crotch?
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.
You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.