Punishment jokes

Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.

Why did the sped kid get expelled?

Because he was tardy.

Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?

No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.

You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!

What happens when a pun isn’t funny?

It gets PUNished.

I burnt down a whole forest and asked myself, "Is this hell?"

Luca’s Mom and Dad be throwing the kids into the fountain in the city, but they're sea monsters, so if they went to jail for that, they would be on death row anyway. 🤣

Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.

"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."

Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!

Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.

You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.

Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!

Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?

Dad: He had a nap.

Kid: Where is he now?

Dad: HELL!

People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.

Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.

Why did Aaron slit his wrists?

Because it's him.

You hear about Rapboats' time in prison? He kept droppin' the soap on purpose.