Punishment jokes
Why did the kid get grounded? Because he was always lion.
What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.
Hey guys, I'm back. I was grounded by my grandfather, so, yeah.
"Look at these kids stealing ideas, bro. They're going to jail."
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cuz 7 8 9, right?
No. It's because 7 was a repeated 6 offender.
Memes
You have been a bad boy, so now I will have to pun-ish you!
What happens when a pun isn’t funny?
It gets PUNished.
Why do police never put an orphan in prison? It's too much like a home.
Why did the sped kid get expelled?
Because he was tardy.
If a dog is white with black spots, then it is 90% great and 10% guilty because it half way starts crimes and is a mistake to the world and is punished by the white dogs that are full white and not mixed colors.
Why can't orphans open a website?
Because they don't have a home page.
Leo must be a parking ticket... not because of the “fine” thing, nah, it’s because she’s OVERSTAYED her WELCOME.
Why do women have periods? Because they deserve them!
Kid: Dad, what happened to the kidnapper?
Dad: He had a nap.
Kid: Where is he now?
Dad: HELL!
Today I saw my son lick out a tub of butter. I told him to make a sandwich without butter for a week (as a punishment). He said, "Okay," and licked the bread. "It's really easy to spread," he said. LOL!
Muslims don't need weed, they've got the Koran.
You burn that sh*t and you're gonna get stoned.
People who torture others for making bad puns should be severely punished.
Why did Aaron's dad beat him? Because he tensed his ass.
Why did Aaron slit his wrists?
Because it's him.
When you get home and see your parents with your grades in their hands.
Twenty minutes later, they're slapping you with the belt.