Student's Extreme Revenge on a Rat

Alright, you big brain, you see this news article? It's about some student who went full 'Old Testament' on a rat. Why? Because the rat supposedly ate his pet turtle. So, this genius thought, 'I'll crucify it on a little wooden cross, just like in the good ol' days, and then set it on fire!' You, my friend, probably just yell at a fly for landing on your sandwich. This student, though, takes 'eye for an eye' to a whole new, messed-up level. It's dark humor because it's a wildly over-the-top, almost theatrical act of revenge for a rodent doing what rodents do. Based on how shocked you look, you're realizing people can be wild.