I was going to think of a good amputee joke...
But I’m stumped.
Knock, knock.
(Who’s there?)
Roger.
(Roger who?)
Roger walks away, silently sobbing, having realized his mother’s Alzheimer’s is getting worse!
what has two wings and an arrow the Chinese telephone wing wing arrow
The other day, I stumbled upon a comic strip in the newspaper. As I started reading, I could feel a smile creeping onto my face. The characters were so relatable, their situation so absurd, yet so familiar, it was impossible not to find it amusing.
The punchline was unexpected, yet it made perfect sense within the context of the story. It was that surprise, that sudden twist, that made me burst out laughing. It was as if the comic strip had set up a joke and I had walked right into it, completely unsuspecting. The laughter bubbled up from within me, a spontaneous reaction to the unexpected humor.
In that moment, I realized the power of humor. It's not just about making people laugh. It's about bringing joy, about making people see the world from a different perspective, even if just for a moment. And that's why I found that comic strip so funny. It wasn't just a joke, it was a moment of joy, a moment of surprise, a moment of seeing the world in a different light.
69.
Knock knock. Who's there? Parents. Parents who? That's what an orphan would say.
Bro I gotta tell you a joke Nevermind, it's too cheesy!
I'd make an emo joke but that would be cutting a little too close.
POV: You're sitting here waiting for a good joke. I wait, unfulfilled.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
My name is Ya.
Ya who?
Yahooooo!!!
Q:why was 10 afraid ? A:because he was always between 9/11
Why’d the girl fall of the swing.
Cause she had no arms
Knock knock!! Who’s there?
Not the girl
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
what do you call a emo with no breast, a cutting board
Why’s 10 scared? Because it’s in the huddle of 9-11
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster
Wanna hear a joke about paper, Never mind, its tearable.
