I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES.
Q: Why aren't emo jokes funny?
A: They always seem to cut a little too close.
What's the difference between a joke and three cocks? You can't take a joke.
What were the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence.
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating.”
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
I wasn't going to tell another emo joke, but I didn't want to leave anyone hanging.
