Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
I should probably stop making emo jokes. They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
6 Germans walk into a BAR... and only three walk out.
What’s a rapper’s favorite MARTIAL ART?
Punchlines
A llahu Aks into a bar...
And it blows up!
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife? I woke up Chris breezy
Id tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke timing
What's the difference between your mom in bed, and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever, and his friend asked did you get any head and the guy said no I couldn't find it.
There will be better punchlines at BlessedBrian’s FUNERAL than in his JOKES
Q. Why aren't emo jokes funny? A. They always seem to cut a little too close.
Whats the difference btwn a joke and 3 cocks? You can't take a joke.
What was the emo kid's pronouns?
Was/were.
The teacher asked the class to use the word “fascinate” in a sentence
Molly put up her hand and said, “My family went to my granddad's farm, and we all saw his pet sheep. It was fascinating."
The teacher said, “That was good, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate,’ not 'fascinating'.”
Sally raised her hand. She said, “My family went to see Rock City and I was fascinated.”
The teacher said, “Well, that was good Sally, but I wanted you to use the word ‘fascinate’.”
Little Johnny raised his hand, but the teacher hesitated because she had been burned by Little Johnny before. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word “fascinate,” so she called on him.
Johnny said, “My aunt Carolyn has a sweater with ten buttons, but her tits are so big she can only fasten eight!”
The teacher sat down and cried.
I wasn't gonna tell another emo joke but I don't want to leave anyone hanging.
A robot walks into a bar and orders a martini. The bartender is flabbergasted that a robot can do that. "new around here?" said the bartender "nah, been here awile" said the robot Bartender "you can talk?" robot "yeah, pretty cool huh." bartender "why do you want a martini" robot "oh, i'm just in the mood for one, you know?" The bartender is shocked to see a robot making completely normal small talk. The robot seems to be just like a normal human, "wow, who programmed you?" asked the bartender "the top minds in the world." said the robot. The robot speaks again, "I have a question for you..." Bartender, "what?" "Why did you read this entire story, it does not have a punchline, I just wasted your time, Get bamboozled nerd!"
do you know what the f in orphan is for... family
