Punchline jokes
Oh, you need a lesbian joke?
Uhh... gimme a second....
Me???
I had an Alzheimer's joke, but something's fogging up my mind.
What kind of punch takes out 20 children and 8 adults? A Sandy Hook.
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I’m not saying my life’s a joke. I’m saying it’s the punchline no one asked for.
I'd tell a child abuse joke, but I forget the punchline.
Why did the telemarketer cross the road?
I don't know.
I don't know either, but I hope there was a car coming.
I should probably stop making emo jokes.
They just don't seem to cut it anymore.
6 Germans walk into a bar... and only three walk out.
What’s a rapper’s favorite martial art?
Punchlines.
"A llahu Aks into a bar..."
And it blows up!
What did the man say in the morning after beating up his wife?
"I woke up Chris Breezy."
I'd tell a bad baby joke, but I decided to abort.
Why should you never make height jokes about dwarfs?
It goes right over their head.
What's the difference between a good joke and a bad joke? Timing.
What's the difference between your mom in bed and Biden in the presidential race?
Your mom finishes.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Fuck.
Fuck who?
Fuck off!
What is the difference between a cow and 9/11?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
How do you knock out 26 kids in one punch?
Give them a Sandy Hook.
A guy went to a bar and said to a friend that he found a girl on the railroads and said they had the best sex ever.
His friend asked, "Did you get any head?"
The guy said, "No, I couldn't find it."