Punchline Jokes

A teacher asks a boy in her class, "If 3 birds are sitting on a fence, and one is shot, how many are left?" The boy responds with, "None." The teacher asks why. "They would all fly away after hearing the gunshot." The teacher says, "The answer is 2, but I like the way you think."

Later, the boy asks the teacher, "3 women walk out of an ice cream shop. One is eating with a spoon, one is licking it, and one is sucking it. Which one is married?" The teacher says, "The one sucking it." The boy says, "No, the one wearing the ring, but I like the way you think."

What do you call a person who cares for chickens 🐓?

A chicken tender.

Knock knock. who's there control freak Con..... Ok now you say control freak who

What's the difference between a million dollars and a million dead babies?

I don't have a million dollars laying around my house.

What has 4 wheels and can fly? A garabige truck

What made me laugh?

The fact that my life is a joke:")

Q.What do Kenny's dick and this joke have in common? A.They're both really short.

Why did the chicken commit suicide?

To get to the other side.

What sound does a nut make when it sneezes? Cashew

Why doesn't Hellen Kellers kid have ears? She gave it it's first hair cut!

Tell a dark joke to an orphan, then hit them. They'll get the punchline right away.

When does a joke become a dad joke?

When it leaves and never comes back.

Sign on my attorney's office wall: "You can't have manslaughter without laughter."

What did the blind kid get for Christmas? He hasn’t seen it yet...

What did the kids with no arms get? He doesn’t know, he’s still trying to figure out how to open it. :))))

What kind of bug lives in a graveyard?

A zomBEE.

I have a really good joke.

Do u want to hear it?

Oh wait this is a bad joke website.

haha derit oot saw ti esuaceb pu dnats ekib eht tndluoc yhw

Q: What did the drunk emo say to the bartender?

A: Nothing! He was hung over.

seems very long. you wont remember the tel number..... I remember it lile this from school days in Ireland.

Dolly Patron is shopping for new bra , lady says your size (69) , Dolly says no way that too too too (222) big, so she goes to doctor , Doc I need something to make my boobs smaller , here take (51) pills for 6 days ( x6) and soo she did . days later she ran back to doc, jesus Christ doctor look what happened Im BOOBLESS. 55378008 upside down.

Why did the little boy fall off the swing? Because he had no arms or legs

What did the little boy get for Christmas? Cancer

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? He got hit by a bus

Knock knock.....Who’s there... Not the little boy