I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
Me: Knock, knock.
Another person (OP): OP: Who's there? Me: Hatch. OP: Hatch who? Me: Bless you =) OP: But I didn't sneeze. Me: You just don't get a joke, do you?
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
Son: Dad, what's dark humor?
Dad: Do you see the guy over there with no arms?
Son: No, I'm blind.
What did the Chinese girl say when she had a baby?
"Sum ting wong."
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Knock, knock.
Who’s there?
Joem.
Joem who?
Joem Ama.
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin?
Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Two people stood in one room. The first guy stared at the second.
First guy: “Sorry I had to punch you. It was a game, bro.”
Second guy: “Between me and you talking, there’s almost no PUNCH line. Hah!”
Who’s there?
To.
To who?
No, “to whom.”
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why aren’t orphan jokes funny?
The punchline isn’t apparent.
What do the Twin Towers and a bad joke have in common? They never land well.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth, and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
What comes after 69?
Mouthwash.
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
