*son* dad whats dark humor *dad* do you see the guy over there with no arms *son* no im blind.
what did the chinese girl said when she had a baby? sum ting whong
Wanna hear a couple of short jokes and a long joke?
Joke,
Joke,
Jooooooooooooooke.
Knock, knock Whoβs there? Joem Joem who? Joem Ama
Me: Wanna hear a joke about my chin? Friend: Nah, dude. It'll be too long.
Whoβs there?
To.
To who?
No, βto whom.β
I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs names
I hate jokes about 9/11... every joke has the tendency to crash and burn.
"I didn't get the joke at first, but then it hit me like a plane," the joke was so dark a cop almost shot it.
Why arenβt orphan jokes funny? The punchline isnβt apparent.
what the twin tower and a bad joke has in common? They never land well.
And so the Lord said unto John, "Come forth; and receive eternal life." But John came fifth and won a toaster.
Hey, I know this is a classic joke but I found it pretty funny!
"My name is 4, four like the number," my friend said. "What, was 1 2 3 taken?"
I can even with it but I was bored and decided to share this.
what comes after 69?
mouthwash
Why do you always high five the emo person... cause can't just leave them hanging.
Why is 6 afraid of 7?
Because 7 is a registered 6 offender.
Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mothers love Orphan: how come Me: you wouldnβt get it Orphan: . . . .
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you wonβt get it
What goes down but not up.
An emo
