Me: Dark humor jokes are like a mother's love.
Orphan: How come?
Me: You wouldn't get it.
Orphan: . . . .
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Spell.
Spell who?
W. H. O.
I was gonna make a joke about sex, but you won’t get it.
What goes down but not up?
An emo.
An orphan? We no jokes.
Jokeless orphan since they were always stacked on jokes.
Joke start.
Punchline!
When does a joke become a dad joke?
When it becomes apparent!
"Knock, knock." "Who's there?" "Clearly not their parents."
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Orange.
Orange who?
Orange ya glad this isn't another stupid orphan joke that has been posted 10 times before!
What's an orphan's least favorite joke?
Dad jokes.
"Me tells dad joke often."
"I want to hear it."
"Me? You wouldn't get it."
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Because there was a dad on the other side.
When you see someone with a double chin that’s sad:
Hey come on, man, keep your chin up. Wait, which one?
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
Hickory dickory dock. My wife avoids my cock. She's losing her and having an affair. So I had to slap Chris Rock.
What do a stool and an emo have in common?
They both sit still.
These orphan jokes are getting old. I mean, seriously, haven't you got something better to tell?
If you don't like orphan jokes, WHY THE HELL ARE YOU ON HERE??!!! WE DON'T ACCEPT YOU HERE!
If you saw an orphan, could you say where your parents at? And if they cry, just say, "hey here are your parents" then grab nothing. Perfect example.
Guys we should stop making orphan jokes. Their parents will get mad... oh wait... Continue 🙂
Why did the emo cross the road?
To not get to the other side.
