Punchline jokes
Why'd the girl fall off the swing?
'Cause she had no arms.
Knock, knock!! Who's there?
Not the girl.
Me: Knock knock. Bestie: Who's there? Me: Ben. Bestie: Ben Dover? Me: No, Ben vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx. Bestie: Omg how did I forget, hi vuyictrbjovtfcybugxrrx!
What has an N, an I, two Gs, an E, and an R?
Ginger!
Why couldn’t the orange cross the road? Because it ran out of juice.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
Why is 10 scared?
Because it is in the huddle of 9/11.
When was the biggest BBQ in history? Hiroshima, August 6, 1945.
Hello! Why did the duck cross the road? To prove he wasn't chicken!
Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
Bored? Punch an orphan! Who are they gonna tell, their parents?
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.