Why did the chicken cross the road?
Because she wanted to have an affair with the rooster.
Wanna hear a joke about paper?
Never mind, it's tearable.
Hear the one about the deaf kid?
He didn't.
What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The punchline.
I don't need a punchline. Karens are the only joke I need.
Orphan: Asks you random joke. What is the difference between my boomerang and my parents?
Me: The boomerang came back.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
Why are orphans good at being a criminal?
Because they're not wanted.
What do you say to a girl with two black eyes?
Nothing, you told her twice.
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but y'all couldn't mandle it.
I would have a joke for my friend... but he can't afford the punchline.
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your grandma died, your dad left you too, Now you're living with your old grandma coot. Oh, let's not forget your mom left you, too. You gon' live alone, die alone, with no roses on your casket, too.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road?
He was waiting for a car.
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Touch your toes and hold them. Then spell "run." It will say, "r.u.n."
The first ever joke:
https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning?
Wanna hear a joke?
No, I'm already looking at one.
I love telling jokes about orphans. I mean, what are they going to do about it? Tell their parents?
