What is a boxer's favorite part of a joke? The Punchline.
Orphan: asks you random joke what is the difference between my bomerang and my parents Me: the boomerange came back
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
They cut deep.
why are orphans good at being a criminal because their not wanted
what do u say to a girl with two black eyes nothing you told her twice
I'd make a joke about the chin bones, but yall couldnt mandle it
I would have a joke for my friend...but he can't afford the punchline
What do you call a virgin kid locked in a room with a pedophile? Past tense.
(This is a cruel joke, do not say this to anyone it just popped up in my mind)
Roses are Red Violet's are blue yo grandma died, yo dad left you too, now you living with yo old grandma coot. 'oh' let's not forget yo mom left you to, you gon live alone, die alone, with no roses on yo casket too.
Why did the emo kid not cross the road.
He was waiting for a car
Btw ik this joke is bad 👎
Wow, didn't know little Jhony jokes were so dark. Well, but what do you expect from a site with jokes about suicide, sex, and drugs? :-)
"Drugs?????" His eyes popped out. Well, I don't really know if there actually are-- and the exact ones... But there's so many kinds of jokes-- even chin jokes. :^))
And slice jokes!
What kind of "slices"?
Handy ones. ^_^
Why did the chicken cross the road? cuz he saw a chic 😉
Touch u toes and hold them than spell run it will say .r.u.n
the first ever joke : https://worstjokesever.com/jokes/52b8feb0514efb2cbf8ca375/what-is-the-second-hardest-thing-in-the-morning
wanna hear a joke ? no IM already looking at one
i love telling jokes about orphans. i mean what are they going to do about it tell their parents?
Why did sally fall off the swing? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally drop a broom? ́why’ cus she had no arms Why did sally go swimming? she didn’t like not having arms Knock knock ́who’s there ́ Not sally, she hasn’t come back yet
I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.
me:knock knock another person(op) op:who's there me:hatch op:hatch who me:bless you =) op:but i didn't sneeze me:you just don't get a joke do you
-the emo went 2 give the tree a high 5 but the emo was left hanging - how did the gay person die? homocide -why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? he was cutting in line - when does a joke turn into a dad joke? when it leaves and never comes back -I cried when my dad chopped onions. onions was such a good dog -I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away -how is the person over there different the cancer? his dad didn't beat cancer
I hope u like this it took 5 minutes to make. what's_up also has good jokes to favorite him/her/them plz
