Psychology jokes

I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.

I'm so depressed, I gave my therapist trauma.

Why do orphans like pedos? Because it's someone that loves them and they can call "daddy."

Not a joke; just a statement:

Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

The rapist is a therapist.

Lol.

What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!

What do you tell someone who has depression?

Answer: Just hang in there.

I have two things I wanna say:

1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

2. wtf

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

I don’t trust anyone who doesn’t feel like screaming.

For me, the best part of depression is remaining charming around strangers but saving the misery for the ones who love you.

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?

What is the similarity between depressed people and hoodies?

The color black.

What do you call a group of depressed people?

Suicide squad.

Real Pokémon.

Anxiety evolved into depression. Depression was the final stage evolution.

What is the difference between an emo and a normal person?

An emo slits.