Psychology jokes

Leukophobic people don’t have sex. Leukophobia is the fear of white.

I might have to back down on this because it is usually aimed for little children.

Why can orphans travel so much?

They don't get homesick.

Not a joke; just a statement:

Everything on here is unoriginal! 😂 But just because every word on here is unoriginal, it doesn’t change the way we feel. Our feelings are the only thing that is original because our feelings are our own. Even though others have the same or similar feelings! Our feelings are still our own. And sharing those feelings with words spoken from another just means we are NOT ALONE in our feelings.

The rapist is a therapist.

Lol.

Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.

What do you call a sociopath who damages a box of Wheaties? A cereal criminal!

What do you tell someone who has depression?

Answer: Just hang in there.

I have two things I wanna say:

1. When people swear, stop taking it so fucking literally. If someone calls you a bitch, they're not calling you a female dog. If they call you a cunt, they're not calling you a woman's private part, they are calling you either an idiot, scaredy cat/baby, or something along those lines, ffs.

2. wtf

What sits on the seabed and has anxiety? A nervous wreck.

My therapist told me to write letters to the people you hate and then burn them.

I did that, but now I don't know what to do with the letters.

How do you know if you’ve walked into a sex addicts' counselling session?

The psychologist will thank you for coming.

Did you hear about the woman who couldn't stop collecting magazines? She had issues.

SLADE is proof that mental aging can go in REVERSE.

I'm surprised BLESSEDBRIAN can fit through the door, considering how INFLATED his ego is.

Hey, I’m George, and this is how to figure out if someone is a psychopath.

Go into someone’s search history, and find “Cuphead ship fanfic”.

Hey George, why do you have Russia x America countryhumans?

Why don't molestation victims speak up about their trauma? Because it's a touchy topic.

What keeps an emo kid from hitting the ground?

The rope.

Q: Why did Hitler shoot himself?

A: Because his mother taught him to take out the trash.

Why do people always bully orphans?

'Cause what can they do? Tell their parents?