My two moods are “I can’t believe I get to be a person” and “I can’t believe I have to be a person.”
Why did he kill himself?
Because he is adopted to a fat man who farts.
A man walks into a library and asks for books about paranoia.
The librarian whispers, "They're right behind you!"
Why did the guy like retarded jokes? Because he was a retard himself.
COBRA GRINDSET OF THE DAY: Depression isn't real. You feel sad, you move on.
You will always be depressed if your life is depressing. Change it, bitch!
Why do orphans hate going in public?
Because there's kids out with their parents.
Pooooooooooooooooooooooooooo.
Why do orphans become bullies?
Because their mum and dad were never there for them.
Why did the booty break up with the fart?
It was just too much GASLIGHTING.
Why did the man become stupid?
Cause he was suicidal, herbivorous. Ja...
A knife is like hallucinations, both in your head.
Why did the lil kid cut himself?
Answer: Because he was emo, HAHHHAHAHAHAAHHA!
What the fuck is wrong with people?
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
