Problem jokes
Pigeons can be annoying at times, especially when their bones get stuck in-between your teeth.
Ali from Kazakhstan, he got small forehead, all his friends laugh. They say, "Ali, your forehead so tiny, you need magnifying glass to see!" But Ali, he not care, he proud of his unique look. When he wear hat, it look like top of mountain, so funny, everyone laugh with him. Ali know small forehead no problem, it make him special, like rare gem!
Why doesn't China have a cricket team?
They always eat the bat.
Your mama is so fat.
She went on a diet and solved world hunger!
The Christian, the Buddhist, and the Muslim each go on a separate plane.
The Christian's and the Buddhist's flight goes well, but the Muslim's plane has a problem and crashes into two towers.
Why can't orphans bake?
They don't have milk.
When I got to you and I was android and we were all in Minecraft for the last two years and we had the same problem UI with you anymore but you can see it on Instagram that it is not a real time thing or a android.
Mommy, Mommy! Are we dragons?
Shut up and don’t breathe on the drapes.
Why did Hitler's girlfriend break up with him? He Hit-ler.
Why did the skeleton not go to prom?
Because he had no body to go with.
Wanna know something the orphan could never do?
Wish anyone a happy Mother’s Day or Father’s Day.
A pirate walked into a bar with his ship's steering wheel hanging off his pants. The bartender says, "Hey! What's with the steering wheel?" The pirate says, "I don't know but it's driving me nuts!"
Why couldn't the orphan get an Android? Because it didn't have a home button.
Why can't an orphan play baseball?
It doesn't know where home is.
You ever look back at your ex and are like, "Wow! What was I thinking?"
Then I start to think I was the problem :(
Just kidding, fuck that asshole!
Why was Hitler bad at math? He could only count to nein.
How many times does 43 go into 8?
Get in the van and find out.
A women's knitters group is having a meeting, and they are all pregnant. They all talk about their pregnancies.
One woman says, "I'm taking vitamin C so my baby has a healthy immune system."
Another knitter says, "I'm taking folic acid to help my baby's brain."
Finally, one woman says, "I'm taking Thalidomide!"
All the women turn to her and say, "Thalidomide! Don't you know your baby could be born without arms?"
The woman shrugs her shoulders and says, "I don't know how to knit arms."
You have a problem with jokes about dementia? That's funny, I don't remember asking.
What's the best way to cure the hiccups? Suicide.