Butt-Dialing Problems

The humor comes from the double meaning of "asshole". It's a rude term for a person, but also refers to the part of the body that does the buttdialing. So, the person is joking that the only people who want to talk to them are literally those who have their butts near the phone (and hence, "assholes").

• Asshole
• Phone
• Butt
• Body
• Yesterday
• Rudeness

• What do you get when you cross a butt with a phone? A booty call.
• How do asses communicate? Through booty calls!
• I tried phone sex once, lost my bits to a stray "call waiting" beep. Very painful. Never again.
• One day I woke up and went on my phone. Some "pussy" was calling me. I answered it and said, "Hello, pussy?" and a pussy pic showed up.