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My doctor gave me 1 year. So I shot him.

The judge gave me fifteen. Problem solved!

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, smooth-brain. The doctor told the guy he had one year to live, so the guy shot him to get a fifteen-year prison sentence instead. He gamed the clock. I bet you still struggle with shapes and colors, don't you?

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