lolo
yourmomgaylol
why cant orphans be gay. because they have no one to call daddy
where do mermaids get a job?
at the kelp wanted station
why do orphans love Dom Toretto
because "family is everything"
my gf calling me: I'm home alone ;) me: I know, you always are...
me: hey are your parents here? orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!
i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to "single". i have fights with my parents but I don't change my Facebook status to "orphan".
knock knock orphan: whos there?
not your parents
what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? "I am your father"