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why cant orphans be gay. because they have no one to call daddy

where do mermaids get a job?

at the kelp wanted station

why do orphans love Dom Toretto

because “family is everything”

my gf calling me: I’m home alone ;) me: I know, you always are…

me: hey are your parents here? orphan: (crying) STOP CALLING HERE!

i hate it when couples get into a little fight and the change their Facebook status to “single”. i have fights with my parents but I don’t change my Facebook status to “orphan”.

knock knock orphan: whos there?

not your parents

what is an orphans favorite quote in star wars? “I am your father”