Preference jokes

I love pussy.

Why did the North Tower want chocolate ice cream?

Because he didn't want plane.

I like mangoes.

Miss Stephen likes kids like she likes wine: 15 years and in isolation.

What kind of ball does Amy Rose like? Blue balls.

Why are blind people gay?

Cause.

I like my humans like I like my chicken... Fully cooked.

I like my woman how I like my wine, just under 2 years old.

I like my couches like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.

I like my wine like my women:

16 and in my basement.

Cooper and Max want to get fucked in the ass by guys.

What's the difference between Paul Walker and a computer?

I give a fuck when my computer crashes.

What do bees like with sushi?

Wasabee.

What is happening? Which is better: being loved or being hated? State your answer.

Why do more women than men oppose abortion? Because they prefer not to get raped.

You also have to learn to say no. For example: “Would you like a piece of cake?” - “No, I would like two.”

I like dicks... sporting goods.

I was lying on the bed the other night and my missus was playing with my cock, trying to get it to go hard. She asked me what's the matter? I said, "I just don't find women without hair very attractive."

I like my men like I like my coffee: black and hot.

The only reason gay people exist is because they couldn't get the opposite gender.