I like my couches like my I like my women... Old, used, and big enough to fit 3 men.
The Irish Outlaw
I believe "Self-Babtism" is a nice way of saying "Failed Suicide Attempt"
Luck of the Irish my ass, I just blew a tranny and an engine in my truck both in the same week... Boy it really ruined my day when they found out about each other.