Power jokes
It’s about drive, it’s about power, We stay hungry, we devour, Put in the work, put in hours, And take what’s ours.
Why is the queen in chess the most powerful piece? Because the board looks like a kitchen floor.
Where did the king put his armies?
In his sleevies.
How was the Roman Empire cut in half? With Caesar!
Chuck Norris once stabbed the Terminator with Bruce Lee.
heh
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
Stephen Hawking died due to the BIOS update. He shut down because the power cable got chewed.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Yo mama so stupid, she bought a solar powered flashlight.
A man has the power to grant anyone a wish they want.
A kid comes up and says, "I want to be like Batman!"
The man smiles and grants his wish. The child goes home and finds that he is now an orphan.
How would Steven Hawking's mom punish him as a kid?
Power off his chair.
What did the hairdresser say to the power line?
"Want a power cut?"
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They don't want to compete with an invisible power that actually works.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Three friends are in a hotel room in Soviet Russia.
The first two men open a bottle of vodka, while the third is tired and goes straight to bed. He is unable to sleep however, as his increasingly drunk friends tell political jokes loudly.
After a while, the tired man gets frustrated and walks downstairs for a smoke. He stops in the lounge and asks the receptionist to bring tea to their room in five minutes.
The man walks back into the room, joins the table, leans towards a power outlet and speaks into it:
"Comrade major, we want some tea to room 62 please."
His friends laugh at the joke, until there is a knock on the door. The receptionist brings a teapot. His friends fall silent and pale, horrified of what they just witnessed. The party is dead, and the man goes to sleep.
After a good night's rest, the man wakes up, and notices his friends are gone. Surprised, he walks downstairs and asks the receptionist where they went.
The nervous receptionist whispers that KGB came and took them before dawn.
The man is horrified. He wonders why he was spared.
The receptionist responds:
"Well, comrade major did quite like your tea joke."
Nobody:
The Vietcong when America lands on their beaches:
tReE pOwErS aCtIvAtE!
You make the juice go through my power brick.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.