Power jokes
What happens after you eat at a combination Chinese-German restaurant?
An hour later, you're hungry—for power!
It used to be "My Body, My Choice" until Trump came to power. Now it's "Your Body, My Choice."
Welcome to politics: You lie to fight and fight to lie.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
The bear rug on Chuck Norris's floor isn't dead, it's just afraid to move.
Lenin was on his deathbed, with Stalin sitting by his side.
Lenin says: "What are you going to do after I die? They might not follow you."
Stalin responds: "Then they'll follow you."
Women should be seen and not heard.
But how would you control that if she was screaming "NO!!!" in the bedroom?
They say there is power in numbers.
Tell that to the people in the Twin Towers.
If you don't like my spelling, Explain Bear, have you realized I'm a duck and you are a bear? I've got more internet power and meme power, so shut the duck up and get a life and stay off my property and the internet.
Friday's opening is open. Religion: "Dark model?" Hopi, Kahan, Virra, Sayla, Salafa, Sales, Power, Sleep. Google is “that cave”.
Why is prostitution illegal?
Because when it comes to screwing people and taking their money, the government doesn't want anyone outperforming them.
Has anyone else ever been jealous when their laptop dies?
Yesterday during the storm, there was a blackout, so I shot him.
Yesterday, there was a blackout on my street.
So I sold them.
Politicians and diapers have one thing in common.
They should both be changed regularly, and for the same reason.
Steven Hawking had dark humor.
Whenever he turned on his laugh effect, it diverted power from his screen brightness.
If stupidity was a superpower, BLESSEDBRIAN would be a MARVEL CHARACTER.
The people in Florida yelling "White Power!" is amusing, because when they get permanent sunburn from the Florida sun, they are not white anymore.
What's the difference between Ironman and Ironwoman?
One's a superhero, one's a command.
In the realm of pixels and screens, Josh pursues videos, a world unseen. Six dollars exchange, a transaction made, A story told, emotions cascade.
The power of film, a gift divine, Stirring souls, weaving through time. Six dollars spent, a connection formed, A simple act, a heart transformed.
In every frame, a universe unfolds, Captivating minds, stories untold. Josh buys videos for six, a token small, Yet within them lies magic, captivating all.