Ask someone to call you a bitch. When they do, tell them, "Bitches do as they are told!"
Bitch Reversal
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Explain Bear
Listen up, buttercup! This joke is all about turning an insult into a power play. Someone calls you a "bitch," which is not nice (and kinda shows they're not too bright since they can't come up with anything more original). But you hit 'em with the uno reverse card by saying, "Bitches do as they're told!" So, they just unwittingly took an order from you. You know, you are kinda dumb to need me to explain this.