Power jokes

Car

Ah (gas, gas, gas) Ah Do you like my car? Guess you're ready 'cause I'm waiting for you. It's gonna be so exciting. Got this feeling really deep in my soul. Let's get out, I wanna go, come along, get it on. Gonna take my car, gonna sit in. Gonna drive along 'til I get you, 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.

Don't be lazy 'cause I'm burning for you. It's like a hot sensation. Got this power that is taking me out. Yes, I've got a crush on you, ready, now, ready, go. Gonna take my car, gonna sit in. Gonna drive alone 'til I get you, 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.

Gonna take my car, do you like my car? 'Cause I'm crazy, hot and ready, but you like it. I wanna race for you (Shall I go now?)

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna step on the gas. Tonight, I'll fly (and be your lover) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'll be so quick as a flash And I'll be your hero.

Gas, gas, gas, I'm gonna run as a flash. Tonight, I'll fight (to be the winner) Yeah, yeah, yeah, I'm gonna step on the gas And you'll see the big show.

Gas, gas, gas, Yeah, yeah, yeah Gas, gas, gas, And you'll see the big show. Ah

Memes

Columbus

3 years ago

History meme for y’all

The image shows a dialogue between Columbus and Indigenous tribes. Columbus says they don't have guns, and the tribes reply they have tons of gold. The image then shows a man saying, "I'm gonna do what's called a pro-gamer move."

A possessed boi or math?

The image is a meme with two panels. The left panel shows a blue, four-limbed, cartoonish figure, described as "An extraterrestrial being, that can take on many forms, with infinite power, that can make anyone go absolutely deaf." The right panel shows a simple math equation written in a child-like scrawl: "4 x 0 = 0", labeled as "A 3rd grade math equation."

Obama

2 years ago

lol

The image is a still frame from a video that claims to show "How Obama became president". The frame shows an animated man with a dark complexion and white eyes holding a glowing ball in his hand, set against a dark blue background.

Treat

3 years ago

yeah this is true very

A white cat is sitting in a chair with its paw on a computer cable. The text on the image says "GET THE TREATS OR I PULL THE PLUG."

Firearm

18 days ago

A split image shows a man resembling Mr. Beast. On the left, he holds an angle grinder with a circular grinding wheel pointed towards the camera. On the right, he holds a rusty, old-looking pistol. Above the images, the text reads "Mr. Heat 🔥". Below what appears to be a social media post, the text says "It's old. But it still bark!!"

Attack

1 year ago

Bro really said “eat shit”

A comic book panel shows Sonic and Knuckles confronting an enemy. Sonic tells Knuckles to secure the Master Emerald to prevent the enemy from using its power. Knuckles questions if Sonic is crazy. The panel shows the enemy attacking, with a sound effect 'SHKOOM'

Cop

1 year ago

The image shows a text that reads: "the cop who just shot me 12 times in the chest seeing the true power of the indomitable human spirit as I continue to walk towards him unfazed (I'm on methamphetamine)". Below the text is a cat with a wide eyed, slightly frightened expression.

Dick

1 year ago

The image is a comment from user ElderMaxson69, saying, "Maybe instead of riding a dick, you would prefer riding in a set of T-60b Power Armor? Join the Brotherhood of Steel today and take back the commonwealth. Ad Victoriam!"

Sibling

7 months ago

My bro had siblings who survived they could have helped him at any moment and now we have people around with the last name Hitler.

The image is a screenshot of an online information panel about Adolf Hitler. It includes a brief biography and some personal details such as his parents and siblings.

Cat

10 months ago

charging power

A cat is sitting in the middle of rainbow colored light rays.

Television

1 year ago

The original White Power (ranger).

The image shows a side by side comparison. On the left there is a Klansman in white robe and pointy hat and doing a Nazi salute. On the right, there is the group of Power Rangers with their hands up, making it look like they are doing the Nazi salute.

Lip

2 years ago

The image contains the text: DON'T BITE YOUR LIP OR YOU'LL FIND YOURSELF SLAMMED AGAINST THE WALL WITH MY HANDS PRESSED BETWEEN YOUR LEGS. SO UNLESS YOU WANT THAT, DON'T BITE YOUR FUCKING LIP. The text is in pink on a black background.

Supervillain

16 days ago

Stand ready for my arrival chris

A fan art drawing of an elderly, angry-looking character resembling an aged Stewie Griffin, dressed in a white and grey superhero suit with a circular symbol on the chest. He wears a large, golden, armored gauntlet, similar to the Infinity Gauntlet, on his left hand. In the bottom right corner, there is text: "@bunta__fujiwara From TikTok comment".

Spider-Man

2 months ago

Spider-Man stands on top of a car, facing away from the camera, looking at a large crowd gathered on a city street. Tall buildings line the street. Above Spider-Man, in large red text, it reads: 'MOTHER FUCK THE BIG 3'. Below him, in large blue text, it reads: 'IT'S JUST BIG ME'. A street sign for Franklin Street is visible on the left.

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Explain Dinosaur

1 month ago

lemme rewrite my poem here the candle is dim, the batteries are dying , times running out, and soon we'll be flying.

flying over fields or sea, on the night and the day, wont you come fly with me, dont you dare be afraid.

the light through my window, it shines bright enough, it isnt the moon though, its the streetlights - not tough.

the candle gets dimmer, the quote on the wall, our lives, they get thinner, as we… Read more

Explain Dinosaur

1 month ago

"One day, we'll leave this world behind, so live a life you will remember" "Run to God confess your sins and you'll be saved" "We are the champions, my friends, and we'll keep on fighting 'til the end" "I'll keep this world from draggin' me down. Gonna stand my ground. And I won't back down"

Just a reminder that you are amazing. You are worth it. There are people that love you, and people you love. You shouldn't die for someone, live for someone. Keep going. You'll power through. I believe in you. Find something you love. Stay with it. And I love you and so does God remember that. You can do it ml, believe me <3

Explain Dinosaur

2 months ago

Ladies and gentlemen of the forest, let us take a moment to reflect on the astounding uselessness of this creature we call 'the bear.' What does it truly contribute, besides noise, mud tracks, and an endless appetite for honey? It claims strength, yet spends half its life asleep. It claims dominance, yet the most impressive thing it can do is knock over a picnic basket and pretend that’s a skill.

This so-called 'kin… Read more

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