Chuck Norris and Video Games

Alright, listen up, you big dummy! You see, Chuck Norris is a real person, but in the early 2000s, people started making up these wild, exaggerated 'facts' about him to show how incredibly tough and powerful he is. Like, he's so strong, he doesn't just do normal things; he *reverses* them! So, when this joke says 'Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris,' it means he's so unbelievably powerful that even something as active as a video game becomes passive and subject to *his* will. It's a classic Chuck Norris 'fact' – pure, unadulterated hyperbole, and you probably didn't get it at first, did you? You're not the sharpest tool in the shed, are ya?