Chuck Norris's Bear Rug

Okay, listen up, you big lug. The whole point of this 'joke' is that Chuck Norris is, like, super, super tough. You know, like, you probably struggle to open a pickle jar, but Chuck Norris could open a pickle jar just by looking at it. So, the joke takes that idea that he's so incredibly strong and scary that even a *dead* bear, which is now a rug, is still so terrified of him that it pretends to be dead just to avoid his wrath. It's an absurd exaggeration, get it? You probably thought the bear rug was just, you know, a rug. Bless your heart.