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Quote of the day: Just one small positive thought in the morning can change your whole day [Comment your favorite fall beverage]
What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?
Driving under the influencer.
A guy goes in to get some tests done, the doctor comes out and says "I got good news and bad news." The guy says "Ok, let's get the bad news out of the way." The doctor says "The tests cam back positive, you got 2 weeks to live." The guy says, "Oh My God!! Then what the hell is the good news?" Doctor says "You see that nurse over there, the one with the big tits? I'm screwin her."
Do you know why an atom is positive he kept his electrons
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My mother said to be positive, but she said that when i was going to do an AIDS test
Think like a proton- stay positive!
Don’t say stay positive to the wrong doctor
I used to work for a company called 69, my friend took over my position.
What is monkeys favorite position? Donkey Kong
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work- Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words- ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone- Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too- watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression-
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
Hello Everyone, have a great day and be positive!
Good Morning Everyone have a good day and a positive one too! :)
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What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball? Homebase
Put Hellen Keller in Gorge Floyd’s position. How is she cry out for help would she just moan or would she try to do sign language?
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive"
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did. I spread covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Did you know there’s a sex position called “amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes
