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Position Jokes

Anthony Blinken life's sucks and getting COVID 19 positive is the only positive thing that ever happen in his entire life!

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive."

Well on the positive side: the Mexicans will probably want to pay for, and build, that wall at this point! Maybe the Canadians as well; two free walls!

My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did. I spread covid across the globe because I tested positive :D

My dad, unfortunately, passed away when we couldn’t remember his blood type... His last words to us were, “Be positive!”

My wife said she wanted to leave me she said it’s because of the abuse but really she’s the one abusing herself by drinking alcohol and got positioning the next day this shows almost half of the woman’s population is weak both physical and mentally

A little boy went to church.. the priest said get in the following positions.. stand then kneel then bow.. the little boy replies.. can u hurry up and fuck me already