New Position Jokes

What was Hitler’s favorite sex position? Sixty nein.

Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?

I told my wife i needed a blood transfusion when i could not remember she said be positive to. Bad i am now a ghost wrighting this

What did the man who had sex with an instagram model in the reverse cowgirl position while going 90 on the freeway get charged for?

Driving under the influencer.

Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.

went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Why is reverse cowgirl banned in alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.

If your corona test shows to lines?

Is that than positive or negative?

Put Hellen Keller in Gorge Floyd’s position. How is she cry out for help would she just moan or would she try to do sign language?

what's a brother and sister from Alabama favorite sex position? the cowgirl

If rape was about power, then my electric bill would be a positive balance.

My dad died when we couldn’t remember his blood type. As he died, he kept insisting for us to “be positive,” but it’s hard without him.

Dad: Son, everyone in your class got COVID. Son (in a happy tone): I know. Dad: How do you know and why are you so glad? Son: Well yesterday you told me to spread positivity.

What’s positive in Africa? HIV/AIDS

So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head