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Two atoms were walking on a street. One atom said to the other: "I'm feeling really positive today" and the other replied: "I know. I stole your electron". Then the first atom said "How Ionic"
For all the people with Covid-19 i just want to say... Stay positive
After a lord comes back from vacation, he meets the gardener at the gates of his park. Lord: Has something happened while I was gone? Gardener: Ah, nothing much, I just broke a shovel while I was burrying your dog. Lord: My dog died?! Gardener: Yes, it choked on the smoke when your mansion burnt down. Lord: My mansion?! How?! Gardener: Well, your wife was distraught and dropped a candle on the curtains. Lord: Why was she so distraught? Gardener: She received the news of your daughter being kidnapped. Lord: My daughter! Don't you have any positive news for me?! Gardener: Oh right! Your cancer test results!
my happiest moment in life was getting a positive grade on my h.i.v test w/out studying
If rape was about power then my electric bill would be a positive balance.
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What was Hitler’s favorite sex position? Sixty nein.
Which sexual position produces the ugliest children? A. Ask your mother.
Why is it illegal to do reverse cowgirl in Alabama. You never turn your back to your family
What do you call a fruit that argues against the position it supports?
The Devil's advocado.
So a man finds a woman on a train track while he's on his way to a bar, and they had a lot of sex, when he gets to the bar he brags about the different sex positions they used and one of the guys says "oh did you do head" and he responded with no I couldn't find the head
Why is reverse cowgirl banned in alabama? Because you never turn your back on family.
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Dads secretary left her position, he tole me I could take it if I want it. He also told me the job pays well but there is a lot to catch up on. He kept me under the pump all week.
Why does Michael Jackson do positions with kids in Photos because they won’t do the same for him
What's a rapist's fav position? Missionary in a dark corner
What do you you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
If your corona test shows to lines?
Is that than positive or negative?
My grandma was telling me to be positive. As i was going in for an aids test
