What do you call 2 nuns and a prostitute that play football?
Two tight ends and a wide receiver.
Position Jokes
Think like a proton--stay positive!
Do you know why an atom is positive? He kept his electrons.
What do you call a Chinese hooker that won't get on her knees?
Cantonese...
I used to work for a company called 69. My friend took over my position.
What is monkey's favorite position? Donkey Kong.
Gwen-Kind-Positive-Lends a Helping Hand- Stops Bullies- Does Most Helpful Work.
Addison Banks- Positive Voicing-Stops Hurtful Words.
ALYA-Powerful in Thought- Helps- But Sadly Is Gone.
Prince-Always Backed Up Gwen- But Sadly Is Gone Too.
Watersharky-Helps When Needed-Backs Up Anyone- Curses When Needed- Helps People Through Depression.
These Are The Legends, There Are More Out There You Could Be One Too Just Lend a Helping Hand.
Hello everyone, have a great day and be positive!
What did one negative say to the other negative? Together we can make a positive.
Good Morning Everyone, have a good and positive day!
Why do pedophiles never cum first?
Because they like to cum in a little behind.
Two guys were on a hunting trip, and after the first day of hunting, they didn’t see anything, so they decided the next day they would split up and meet back at the fire at dinner time.
After a day of hunting, they meet back at the fire, and one hunter asked the other, “How did your day go?”
The one hunter said, “I had the best day ever! I went down the hill and hunted by the train tracks and saw the hottest chick ever. We had sex for hours in every position you could think of.”
Then the other hunter asked him, “Was she a good lookin’ blond?” And he said, “Oh, I don’t know, I didn’t find her head.”
What position would a man with no legs and arms play in baseball?
Home base.
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."
Put Helen Keller in George Floyd's position. How would she cry out for help? Would she just moan, or would she try to do sign language?
Roses are red, Violets are fine, You be the 6, I'll be the 9. 😏
Saw (DYM 69).
My mom once told me to spread positivity across the world, so I did.
I spread Covid across the globe because I tested positive :D
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
Did you know there’s a sex position called “Amazon”? You wait all day and nobody comes.