What do you get when you put 2 nuns and a blond on a football field? 2 tight ends and a wide receiver.
Why aren’t short people allowed to be mentors?
Because you can’t look up to them.
If your corona test shows two lines, is that then positive or negative?
My grandma was telling me to be positive, as I was going in for an AIDS test.
I got in trouble at school today because I told the teacher at school with COVID to stay positive.
What are Russia's favorite netball positions?
Goal Shooter and Wing Attack.
An astronomer walked up to me and I was like, "Give me some space..."
Are you getting the funnies?
Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex?
Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.
My mom told me yesterday that in this Valentine, we should take our love to new heights. So tomorrow I'm prepared to fuck her in "The Hot Seat" position.
Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high-ranking position in the US government?
Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?
What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death?
The HIV test results.
went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."
"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."
Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?
Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar.
One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron."
The other asks, "Are you sure?"
"Yes," the first says, "I'm positive!"
I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone.
I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!
Kenya, if you keep smiling then you will become a positive bitchy!
Tenya, everyone hates you why I have no idea!
Kenya stop smiling and start dying!
Tenya, why are you so mean!
Kenya, stop acting like a mantrapp!
Tenya, stop being a bitch in a skirt!
Please leave a comment good or bad! cusswords whatever!
Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company.
Probably top.
Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.
What's a brother and sister from Alabama's favorite sex position?
The cowgirl.
A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.
But she hasn't tried the position with her new boyfriend, so she invites him to a romantic dinner.
After dinner, she tells her boyfriend about her desire for it, but her boyfriend was clueless about such acts, so she tells him to strip naked on the couch and lay on top of him naked in the 69 position. She starts sucking him off and starts waiting for him to do the same, but the bf didn't know what to do, so he just lay there. Suddenly, the girl had an urge to fart but held it in because her asshole was right near his bf's face. Suddenly, she loses control and lets one out. She apologizes profusely and continues sucking him. A couple of minutes later, she feels the urge again and lets another fart rip near his face. The BF throws the girl from the couch, gets up, and says, "Bitch if you think I'll be lying here for 67 more of those, you're fucking crazy."
