Position Jokes

Fun fact: The body positivity movement, is the only movement without any actual movement

What is are Russia's favorite netball positions?

Goal Shooter and Wing Attack

Why are quantum physicists so poor at sex? -- Because when they find the position, they can't find the momentum, and when they have the momentum, they can't find the position.

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Why are people acting like Kamala Harris is the first woman to obtain such a high ranking position in the US Government?

Have we all forgotten that Monica Lewinsky was directly under Bill Clinton?

What’s the only positive thing about Freddie Mercury’s death? The HIV test results.

went for a job interview today and the manager said, "We're looking for someone who is responsible."

"Well, I'm your man." I replied, "In my last job, whenever anything went wrong, they said I was responsible."

Is it OK to tell a Covid patient to stay positive?

I lost my job by giving up my seat to someone I didn't know you're not supposed to do that if you're a bus driver!

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Everybody is wondering what position Kenny will give his brother in their new company. Probably top. Kenny likes to be the bottom in every sexual encounter.

A guy with aids went into the doctors room unusually happy. You could even say he was.... HIV positive.

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What’s positive in Africa? HIV/AIDS

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It looks like Kevin Magnussen finally got pole position.

He has the bragging rights that he took over Russia now.

Two hydrogen atoms walk into a bar. One turns to the other and says, "I think I've lost my electron." The other asks, "Are you sure?" "Yes," the first says, "I'm positive."