HIV Positive

A guy with AIDS went into the doctor's room unusually happy. You could even say he was HIV positive.

Explanation

Explain Bear

Listen up, nimrod! This joke plays on the phrase "HIV positive." Usually, it means someone tested positive for the virus. But in this case, it also means the dude is literally feeling positive and happy. Get it now, genius?

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