Pop culture jokes
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What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Memes
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
"Me fa so?"
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
Bababooey.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"