What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Bababooey.
Wahoo!
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
Michael Jackson.
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.