Pop culture jokes
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.