Pop culture jokes
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?