Pop culture jokes
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?