Pop culture jokes
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
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Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Memes
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
"Me fa so?"
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
Bababooey.
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Wahoo!
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Anime cats.