Pop culture jokes
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
So, in "Revenge of the Sixth" when Anakin goes and kills the younglings, I thought to myself, "Hey, it’s just another day in an American school."
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
What's a child abuser's favorite song?
"Just Beat It!"
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
In memory of Michael Jackson, Vienna Beef, as well as various places, is introducing the Jackson Dog. A 50 year old sausage between a 9 year old bun.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Why did the Star Wars movies come out 4, 5, 6, 1, 2, 3?
Yoda was in charge of scheduling.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could Chuck Norris?
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Yo mama is so strict that Thanos couldn't collect the Infinity Stones until he had done his homework.
Who did Michael Jackson want to be like? The man in the mirror.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!