Pop culture jokes

Chuck Norris

40 views · Bradley Hardy · 7 years ago

Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.

Emo

1 view · ISAGI YOICHI · 3 years ago

I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."

Michael Jackson

3 views · Victor Greywolf · 3 years ago

What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.

Heroin

8 views · Andrew Butcher · 7 years ago

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

Pikachu

2 views · Anonymous · 8 years ago

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?

- Pokémon

Selfie

12 views · Cahyani Ambara · 3 years ago

LeT iT gOoOo

The image shows a four-panel comic. In the first panel, a young Anna asks “Do you wanna build a sno--” In the second panel, Grumpy Cat replies “NO!” In the third panel, a young Anna sadly says “Ok, bye”. The fourth panel is a four-part sequence of Elsa. First, Elsa says “Let me”. Second, she says “But first”. Third, she says “Take a”. Fourth, she is taking a selfie and captions it “Selfie”.

Pop culture memes

Mom

3 views · Anonymous · 2 years ago

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

Orphan

3 views · Ur mom · 4 years ago

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Orphan

1 view · It’s ya boi · 6 years ago

What do you call an orphan? Batman.

Mamma

7 views · Anonymous · 3 years ago

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Mama

2 views · Burnt · 6 years ago

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

High

7 views · Omnom · 4 years ago

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

Difference

3 views · Anonymous · 7 years ago

What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

Nothing.

Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.

EDP

55 views · Master at work pls read this on stream · 4 years ago

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