Pop culture jokes
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Sans
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
Memes
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
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Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.