Pop culture jokes
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
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What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Memes
LeT iT gOoOo
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"