Pop culture jokes

Water

Max t · 8 years ago

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

Chuck Norris

Bradley Hardy · 8 years ago

Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.

Pikachu

Anonymous · 8 years ago

How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?

- Pokémon

Heroin

Andrew Butcher · 8 years ago

What was David Bowie’s last hit?

Probably heroin.

Michael Jackson

Victor Greywolf · 3 years ago

What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.

Anime

Heroin Monkey · 5 months ago

A photoshopped image showing Osama bin Laden sitting in a bedroom that is heavily decorated with anime posters covering the walls and ceiling. To his right is a shelf with anime figurines and stacks of manga or magazines. He is sitting on a bed that also appears to have anime-themed bedding.

Pop culture memes

Emo

ISAGI YOICHI · 3 years ago

I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."

Mama

Burnt · 6 years ago

Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.

Orphan

It’s ya boi · 7 years ago

What do you call an orphan? Batman.

Orphan

Ur mom · 4 years ago

Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?

Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.

Mamma

Anonymous · 3 years ago

Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.

Mom

Anonymous · 2 years ago

Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.

High

Omnom · 4 years ago

You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"

Difference

Anonymous · 7 years ago

What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?

Nothing.

Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.

EDP

Master at work pls read this on stream · 4 years ago

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