Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
"Me fa so?"
Wahoo!
Bababooey.
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
