Pop culture jokes
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
Memes
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.