Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
Pop Culture Jokes
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Hi, I am Michael Jackson, pronouns are HEE/HEE!
What did the orphan say to the other? "Quick, Robin, to the Batmobile!"
Doctor: Tomorrow is like John Cena, you won’t see it.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
Sans, why did you buy that pillow? Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz, grhrh. Sans, you f**k! You wake the f**k up! Frisk comes to the room and ./. You tell Papyrus what happened. Hhhuh, human, heeheheheh. Sans didn't pick up his sock, so I punish him. Sans egjf.
How many thumbs down can this joke get?
Joke: Runescape, mustard, tits, Pamela Anderson.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
"Me fa so?"
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
"Wubba Lubba Dub Dub" is one way to describe how my inner child acts, but yesterday I killed them. Now I hear "Wubba Lubba Dub Dub," I’m drowning in the tub.
Why does Wednesday Addams never blink?
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
What happens when you hit Dwayne Johnson's butt? You hit rock bottom.
