Pop culture jokes
Yo mama so [full of] kidney stones Thanos used them for his gauntlet.
What is an orphan's favorite superhero? Batman.
"Me fa so?"
What does Tiffany call Chucky when he is staring at her Barbie?
"Eye torture!"
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
Wahoo!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Bababooey.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Anime cats.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
"Among Us" tea water.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.