Pop culture jokes
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Anime cats.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
Memes
Probably the black guy
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
"Among Us" tea water.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
Ariana Grande, where are you?
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!