Pop culture jokes
What is a dead kid's favorite anime? Bleach.
I know why Stephen Hawking loves Transformers so much now.
Autobots, "Roll Out!"
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
Did you hear the news? Michael Jackson died because he choked on 7-year-old nuts and balls.
What's a Ninja's worst fear?
Garmadon actually winning.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
One time Chuck Norris peed in the gas tank of a semi truck as a practical joke. That truck is now known as Optimus Prime.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
Why do emo kids love dressing up on Halloween so much?
It's their last holiday for them, but at least they're still hanging on...
Tomorrow is Christmas, and I'm giving myself a present that I can't wait to open. It's my wrist. (Yes, this was inspired by a Fall Out Boy song.)
What does a roller coaster and Michael Jackson have in common?
Kids ride for free.
Why can't you give Elsa a balloon? Because she will let it go.
What is the day parents stopped fearing for their little boys? June 25, dead pedo day.
Why did you always see Michael Jackson wearing two white gloves?
Because masturbation is against Michael Jackson's religious beliefs.
What's the toughest stain to wash off a little boy's underpants?
Michael Jackson's lipstick.
Michael Jackson died of shock when he found out Boys II Men wasn't a delivery service.
Why does Michael Jackson like 44-year-olds? There's 4 of them.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.