Pop culture jokes
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Memes
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
"Among Us" tea water.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)
"Hello, is this Among Us imposter? Is this the imposter from Among Us?"
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Ariana Grande, where are you?
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
Kenshiro is already dead.
Mario (DYM 150).
He's a Fortnite kid, haha!