Pop culture jokes
Wahoo!
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
Juice WRLD
More like "Juice Boxed."
RIP tho.
Yo mama so stupid, she thought Sodapop Curtis was actual soda.
What is a baby's favorite song?
"Baby" by Justin Bieber.
Memes
Q: How did we learn cats don't land on their feet?
A: We asked Mufasa from the Lion King.
Anime cats.
I fucked a Pokemon the other day. It is dead now.
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
Yessssss, MEaster!
- Dude, what is your favorite rapper?
- He is very cold-blooded.
- Why?
- He is Ice Cube.
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
"Among Us" tea water.
Ben 10 and a disabled person are the same, but no aliens for the disabled person.
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
What do Pac-Man and Olaf have in common?
They are both gay.
A fact! I think I'm officially a poo-buster, as the plunger does look like the weapon in "Ghostbusters"!
Why don't Jedis make puns that often?
They usually have to force them. (I hate myself for that!)