Pop culture jokes
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.
Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?
A Del-he-he.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.
What did Chris Brown say the first time he saw Rihanna?
I’d hit that.
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?
Elton John is still standing.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Chuck Norris can drown a fish.