Pop culture

Pop Culture Jokes

Squirrel

Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.

Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?

Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.

Song

What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?

"Baby, now we got bad blood."

Math

What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.

Twin Towers

What is the difference between the Twin Towers and Elton John?

Elton John is still standing.

Kelly Clarkson

Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".

(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)

Common

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

Gun

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

Batman

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

Osama Bin Laden

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."