Pop culture jokes
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"
Q. What does Michael Jackson get his sex partners as a gift?
A. Crayons.
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.