Pop culture jokes
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What is the difference between my dad’s generation and my generation of women?
He had Wonder Woman, and I have to wonder if it’s a woman.
Halal!
Is it meat you're looking for?
What's the worst thing about 9/11?
All of the stupid "Airplane" jokes.
I think I picked the wrong week to stop sniffing glue.
What do teenage girls and happy meals have in common?
They both come with a toy.
What is Lizzo?
Big, fat, and ugly.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
What’s the best song to play when visiting Africa?
"Have You Ever Seen the Rain?"
Black comedy name week:
Malt liquor Monday Tupac Tuesday Watermelon Wednesday Thong Thursday Fried chicken Friday Sukie Sukie Saturday Slap a hoe Sunday
What song did Whitney Houston listen to while doing cocaine?
"Run It!" by Chris Brown.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Why couldn't George Floyd become a Demon Slayer?
Because he couldn't breathe.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
Called a homeless kid 'Spider-Man' because he had no way home.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
What's the difference between a shopping bag and Michael Jackson?
One is white, made of plastic, and dangerous for children. The other is for groceries.
Michael Jackson, who's terrified of adult women, once had a girlfriend, but broke it off with her. When she asked him why, he said, "It's not you, it's me-hee-hee."
Michael Jackson was on a boat with a bunch of children. The boat captain comes up to him and says, "Michael, we've come into some trouble and the boat is about to sink. We need to get off the boat right now." "But what about the children?" The captain said, "F*** them." Michael Jackson responded, "Is there enough time?"