Pop culture jokes
What does Michael Jackson say when he is peeing? "My wa-a-ter falls, I am calling you-hoo-hoo-hoo." The source on this? The accusers and CNN.
What is Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite song? "The boys are back in town."
What are Michael Jackson's favorite sodas? Yoo-hoo-hoo and Mountain Dew-hoo-hoo. What cola company should people get to keep him at bay? Pep-see-hee.
What kind of drinks does Michael Joseph Jackson like to drink? Boysenberry tea-hee-hee, and tea-hee-hee.
What does Michael Jackson like to use to clean himself? Baby wipes.
What are Michael Joseph Jackson's favorite songs? "Baby Love" and "Baby Talk to Me."
Why does Michael Jackson avoid Pepsi? They gave him a hot one.
What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.
What does Michael Jackson say when he gets hard? Ow!
Michael Jackson was the King of Pop until he got burned by Pepsi. Now, Pepsi is the hero, and now, we know the rest of the story.
A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.
Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?
A Del-he-he.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Little boys turn them on.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite fruit?
Boisenberry.
*walks in store* OH LITTle debhehe's!
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
It insists upon itself, Lois, it insists upon itself.
Trump: Caillou, can you please stop whining? That squirrel didn’t just eat our pizza, he also ditched your dad, and he’s your stepdad now.
Caillou: Why I’m bald, Trumpy?
Trump: I don’t know, but what I do know is that you’re a massive shit stain.
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
What did the Pokémon say after having sex?
"My ball was sore!"
What do Drake and math have in common? They’re both hard for kids.