Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
I'm shocked that Kanye West never tried to get Carrie Underwood's number after Carrie starred in a pro-Aryan ad for Almay.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand? Jacks and 5.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Farrah Fawcertt, upon arriving at the pearly gates, god asked her, for having lead such an honest life, to grant her one wish. Farrah simply requested that the children of the world would be safe. Five hours later, Michel Jackson died.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
Why does Michael Jackson like Chef Boyardee? He likes the little balls.
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee.
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
What time is bed time at Michael Jackson’s house? When the big hand touches the little hand
What do you call a rapper in a wheelchair?
Young Boy Never Walk again.
