Why did they invent glow-in-the-dark condoms? So gay guys can play Star Wars.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid on his lap?
"You have a great singer inside you."
During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Sonic can run around the world in a second.
In that same time, Chuck Norris can run around the Universe.
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
Just noticed something: all celebrities die badly except for Elvis. He had a relief after Taco Bell.
Spongebob and Jacko have one thing in common.
They both routinely place meat in small buns.
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
One's made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
What do Michael Jackson and math have in common? They are both hard for kids.
