Why can't Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
Pop Culture Jokes
What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What do Michael Jackson and Santa Claus have in common?
They both leave children's rooms with an empty sack.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?
I identify as Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are he he.
Why are Michael Jackson and caviar so much in common?
They both come on little white crackers.
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
What does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
They're both predators.
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
When Michael Jackson died, people melted him down into Lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
What do you call an emo with no legs?
Emobile.
I'm sweating like Michael Jackson at a kindergarten.
What do you call Stephen Hawking in a burning building?
Hot Wheels.
I am Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are HeHee.