During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while we was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
what does michael jackson get hicgh on? A LITTLE CRACK
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
