During a phone call:
"Hey, is Michael Jackson in Miami with his manager?"
"Actually, he's off to Tampa with the kids."
Why can’t Michael Jackson ever win in a race? Because he always comes in a little behind.
What do Michael Jackson and the Captain from the Spongebob theme song have in common? They both say "are you ready kids?"
Why does michael jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
whats the difference between Michael Jackson and a shopping bag?
ones made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with, the other one carries your shopping.
Did you know that McDonalds made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50 year old piece of meat in a 12 year old bun.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died... His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
what does Michael Jackson and a lion have in common?
they're both predators
What are Michael Jackson’s pronouns? He/heeeeeee
What was found under MJ's pillow after he died?
Billy's jeans.
why does michael jackson like doge miner? he thinks its about minors dressed in doge costumes
Book on Micheal Jackson: Issued black:Returned white
What's Pee-Wee Herman's favorite Michael Jackson song?
Beat It
Whats Gru's favourite Beyoncé lyric. Who run the world ... Gorls.
Why was Michael Jackson, kicked out of boy scouts? He was up to a pack a day!!
When Michael Jackson died people melted him down into lego pieces so that little kids could play with him instead.
How do you wake up lady gaga? Poker Face.
what does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
there both turned on by kids
What’s Whitney Houston’s favourite type of coordination? HAAAAND EEEEEEEEEYYYYEEE!
What did Mickey mouse, and Michael Jackson have in common? : (What don't they have in common) Same red shorts, theme park in their backyard, white glove, soft voices, loved children, they both were black with white faces,
