Pop culture jokes
Why does Darth Vader always choke people?
Because he wants them to feel what his Sith Lord does to him in bed.
What does Michael Jackson have in common with Kmart?
They're both dead...
What are Michael Jackson's pronouns? "He he."
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Why can’t Michael Jackson win a race?
Because he’s always coming in a lil’ behind.
Q: What's black, white and red all over?
A: A blushing zebra? No, Michael Jackson after a Pepsi advert.
Michael Jackson's nose is so steep, it can be a ski ramp.
What does Michael Jackson and Jeffery Dahmer have in common?
They both enjoy kids' company.
What's in common with Michael Jackson and a phone?
Kids play with both of them.
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
Why did Michael Jackson dangle his baby out the window?
He was airing his blanket.
Did you hear they think Michael Jackson died from food poisoning? He ate 12-year-old nuts and a 13-year-old wiener.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger?
It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
What do Evil Knievel and Michael Jackson have in common? Both have skidmarks on their helmets.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
So, I met Michael Jackson before he died. He dragged me to his bed.
Your hairline goes so far back, even the Proclaimers wouldn't walk there.
Did you know that McDonald's made a Michael Jackson burger? It’s a 50-year-old piece of meat in a 12-year-old bun.
On a scale of 1-10, how old was Michael Jackson’s last boyfriend?