Lizzo jokes

What is Lizzo?

Big, fat, and ugly.

What’s the difference between a whale and Lizzo?

Absolutely nothing.

What does it mean when a man has a dodgy past? It means he has skeletons in his closet.

What does it mean when a man likes Lana Del Rey better than Ed Sheeran? It means he has a closet full of women's leather pants (but no women in their dating history).

People think Kelly Clarkson shops at Wal-Mart because she's a sloppy redneck. No, it's because toddlers' pants are 75% off everyday!

Gary Glitter was imprisoned for inappropriate relations with preteens. Not to be outdone, Kelly Clarkson exclaimed, "Hold my Bud Light!" whilst grasping her 1-year-old daughter.

BLM Bisexual Lust Matters.

If you leave your small children inside a shower with Kelly Clarkson, you're a filthy parent.