I’d like to relish the fact that you’ve mustard up the courage to ketchup to my level
I don’t put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
Mustard
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger 🍔😋? Mustard gas.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
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What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
In a bowl of golden delight, I savored each bite so bright, The potato salad, oh so fine, Left me feeling oh so divine.
The diced potatoes, oh so neat, In a dressing so cool and sweet, With onions and eggs, a treat, My taste buds did dance and greet.
The mayonnaise, a creamy dream, With mustard's zesty scheme, Together they did blend so well, My senses did take a spell.
The herbs, a fragrant delight, Added flavor with their might, Parsley and dill, a perfect pair, In this salad beyond compare.
So here's to the potato salad, A culinary work of art, That left me full and satisfied, And in my heart, a special part.
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race
I was talking to my old friend, they said " We should hang out more! "
I said " you mean we should ketchup?"
Logic fire bars in fottntoe sped up to sound like he chipmmumnun like Alvin and Simoen ans z Theode :)
what did the mustard say to the ketchup quit running so fast let me KETCHUP to you.
my dad was on a hotdog with ketchup
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Helllo. What can I get you a knife mustard Marella gorilla
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What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
