I’d like to relish the fact that you’ve mustard up the courage to ketchup to my level
I don’t put ketchup and mustard on my hotdog, I relish it.
Mustard
What do you call German weed?
Mustard Gas.
What do you get when you eat a hamburger 🍔😋? Mustard gas.
I want some cheeseburgers just to eat. Im talkin ketchup. My nlgga mustard on that BEAT!
What do you give a dog with a fever?
Mustard, it's the best thing for a hot dog!
What did the mustard say to the ketchup at the race
I was talking to my old friend, they said " We should hang out more! "
I said " you mean we should ketchup?"
Logic fire bars in fottntoe sped up to sound like he chipmmumnun like Alvin and Simoen ans z Theode :)
what did the mustard say to the ketchup quit running so fast let me KETCHUP to you.
my dad was on a hotdog with ketchup
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joke: runescape mustard tits pamela anderson
How does a gay man trick a heterosexual man that is homophobic into giving him a brojob? the gay man puts mustard on his dick and then puts his dick inside a glory hole
My grandfather has been through a lot in his time. When he was in the war, he survived a mustard gas attack. And later down the line, he survived being pepper sprayed by the police. He was certainly a real seasoned veteran.
Helllo. What can I get you a knife mustard Marella gorilla
My friend and I joined a french fry eating contest, but I just couldn't ketchup. So we switched to cheese burgers, but I still couldn't mustard up the speed to lettuce win. I mayo not have thought this through. So we switched to fruits, but when it got to the watermelons, I started to feel a little green. My friend couldn't seed the point of us continuing anymore. I just couldn't digest the stress I guess :D
What’s red and bad for your dental health? A brick. What’s invisible and bad for you to breath? Mustard gas. What’s green and bad for you to drink? Radioactive waste
One day my sister was making hotdogs. My sister ask me if I want some I said no then my sister ask my friend, and he always said no. Then my sister said I have to eat it plain with no flavor we have no ketchup, mustard or onions. My friend said I got something to give it flavor my sister ok. My sister left the kitchen to get something. I ask my friend what are you going to do then he took the hotdog bread open it and run is penis all around, and put some white cream that came out of his penis. I put the hotdogs on the bread then my sister came back My sister came back put hotdogs on the hotdog bread. I told my sister the hotdogs are ready she ate them I ask how was the hotdogs. My sister said I don’t know what flavor is this, but it is very tasty.
