Pop culture jokes
What’s someone with AIDS' favorite Taylor Swift song?
"Baby, now we got bad blood."
Are you a wild girl, cause I want to catch you with my pokeballs?
Your mama is so ugly, she tried summoning Candyman, but he refused to come!
Who is Santa's favorite singer?
Elf-is Presley!
Radiohead had to remake "Fake Plastic Trees" after encountering Carrie Underwood in real life for the first time.
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Imagine Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady but could not stand up.
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite poker hand?
Jacks and 5.
Why does Michael Jackson like spaghetti? He likes the little meatballs.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pikachu? Pikachu, I choose you!
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Why did Beyoncé say, "to the left, to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father."
What does Michael Jackson like about 28 year olds? There's 20 of them!
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
Why do they make glow-in-the-dark condoms?
So gay people can play Star Wars.
Why did Beyonce say "to the left to the left"?
Because women don't have rights.