Pop culture jokes
If Satan is the devil, he's pretty sus.
Why do kids like Michael Jackson so much?
Because he's made out of plastic, and that's what toys are made out of! 😂
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What's the difference between an orphan and Daniel Larusso?
At least Daniel has a mom.
How to fart:
Let it go, let it go.
When Chuck Norris does push-ups, he's pushing the Earth down.
How is slavery different from Pokémon?
The types you can have.
What's the difference between a priest and SpongeBob?
SpongeBob asks if you're ready first.
Mom: I saw John Cena at WWE.
Son: No way, you can’t see him though.
Mom: God!
Son: What?
Mom: You watch too much reality TV (comes to smack butt).
Son: Also because I’m John Cena.
Mom: Where, where’d ya go?
John Cena: Hey, Mom.
Mom: I’m only 31, you’re 42.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.
What did the orphan say to the other?
"Robin, get the Batmobile!"
Why can't Stephen Hawking be the real Slim Shady?
Because he can't stand up, can't stand up.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
Q: Why did Bill Cosby get away with it?
A: Because the women were all Cosby-ing for it!
Why didn't Michael Jackson date 25 year olds?
Because there were only 20 of them.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
When Elsa said, "Let it go," you took it too seriously and let go of your hairline.