Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
What do you call a Jedi that can use the force to fly?
A Jedi Flight.
Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Doctor.
Doctor who?
Teacher: Go through the ABCs in pre-school.
Me: Hey, teacher, omae wa mou shindeiru!
Teacher: NANI!?!?
