Pop culture jokes

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.

Your hairline looks like Thanos snapped your hair out of existence.

Your mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his finger, it only got rid of weight.

If you combine math and meth, you will become Einstein White.

"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"

Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.

Why did Justin Bieber start playing hide and seek with his fans?

Because they keepped.

Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.

Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

How to fart:

Let it go, let it go.

Your mama is so fat, when Thanos snapped his finger, she only lost weight.

The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.

How bout you Rhydon deez nuts?

A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.

Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.

What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?

If you throw water over them, they both die...

Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.

I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."

What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.