Pop culture jokes
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
Q: What did Darth Vader say to his smashed wristwatch?
A: I find your lack of face disturbing.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
What do you think of the Bill Cosby movie?
Netflix and alcohol.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...