Pop culture jokes
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
There were three women, one was curvy in all the right places, one was skinny but had a booty on her, and last but not least there’s one that has a BBL. Then comes in a famous rapper, guess which one he picked???
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Off-topic, but why is the picture in the baby category feet? And nasty feet at that? What am I, Dan Schneider?
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.