Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Pop Culture Jokes
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They both get turned on by kids.
What's the difference between MJ and myself?
Nothing at all.
Sans
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
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Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
Michael farts. Jackson doesn’t.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
"Are you related to Yoda?"
"Because yo-delicious!"
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
