Pop culture jokes
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Angelina Jolie was married to Brad Pitt...
Does that make her a "Brad Nailer", and him a "Jolie Jumper"?
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos snapped his fingers, she was still there.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Memes
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
I once called a group of emos "the suicide squad."
What does Michael Jackson like to carry around? A little ball sack.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
Sans
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
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