Pop culture jokes
Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
What did one orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get in the Batmobile, Robin!"
You are like Papa.
Friends don't lie.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
Why you never have to give a balloon to Elsa?
Because she will let it goooooooooooooooo let it goooo!
What do you call it when an Astartes cum's... torrential downfall?
Do you know what Fortnite was like before season 2 chapter 3? They put the Foundation / The Rock in the water where aliens were that season.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
What do you call Scooby Doo with a blunt in his mouth? Scooby Dooby.
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What’s the best Marvel villain song EVER?
It Was Agatha All Along!!! *gasp* And I killed Sparky, too. *laughs manically*
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Say my name if you like "Breaking Bad."
"Dinosaur killing with a 2x4, no more purple dinosaur!"