Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
How do you get 100 Pikachus on a bus?
- Pokémon
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
Your mamma so fat Thanos had to clap 4 times.
Your mom is so fat that she thought Eminem is a candy.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
Why can't an orphan role-play Star Wars?
Because they have no one to play Darth Vader.
Sans
You know you're high when you hold all your pineapples hostage and yell, "SpongeBob, I know you're in there!"
What's the difference between a yandere and a gun?
Nothing.
Flip them off the wrong way and you're dead.
FREE MY ÑIGGA EDP HE INNOCENT ONCE UPON A TIME I WENT OVER TO HIS HOUSE AND HE FARTED SO GAHDAMN MUCH INTO MY MOUTH THAT I STARTED DROOLING A HERSHEY WATERFALL THIS ÑIGGA IS SO SEXY AND I LOVE WHEN HE SITS HIS FAT ASS ON TOP OF ME TYSON U JUST JEALOUS YOU AIN’T GOT NO ONE LIKE BRYANT U RETARDED LOOKING ASS BITCH I DARE YOU TO GET A PARTNER AS LOYAL AND INNOCENT AS EDP FREE MY ÑIGGA BIG HOMIE CHEESE HEAD 474747 HE INNOCENT.
Welcome to Blind Date. With me, Stevie Wonder!
What did Darth Trump Vader say to evil emperor Putin?
"Yesssss Massager!"
Why did Michael Jackson run?
Because he lost his glove.
How many times do I tap that ass? OVER 9000!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
What's yellow and smells of Marge? Homer Simpson's fingers!
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
