Pop culture jokes

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

The walking dead.

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.

When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"

Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.

Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!