What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Pop Culture Jokes
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
Q: Why does Michael Jackson live in a Barbie world?
A: ♫He's made of plastic, it's fantastic!♪
Why did Michael Jackson become white? He wanted to be like a ghost, and I have any feeheet.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Weedle will make you high.
What do you call dead?
(Not Michael Jackson)
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."
