Pop culture jokes
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Chuck Norris doesn't play video games. Video games play Chuck Norris.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Memes
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!