Pop culture jokes
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Memes
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
Where does Michael Joseph Jackson like to eat at?
A Del-he-he.
What did John Jay Smith say about Michael Joseph Jackson's death? NOTHING.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
A little boy enters Michael Joseph Jackson's house with a doll, and Michael looks angrily at the boy. But the little boy says something that makes Michael jealous: "The girl is mine." Michael cries and asks the boy to leave. A child is saved, and more are, thanks to Conrad Murray and June 25th, dead pedophile day.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.