Pop culture jokes

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?

Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.

When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"

Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?

Bruce Lee was no joking matter.

What did Michael Jackson say?

Nothing, he's dead.

Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.

Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!

Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.

What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?

Sticky Minaj.

What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?

Pikachu, I choose you!

Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.