Pop culture jokes
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Despite Michael Jackson’s legal problems while he was alive, McDonald’s is still going to honor his life achievements in the music industry by naming a sandwich after him.
They’re going to call it the McMichael! It’s going to be a fifty year old piece of meat pressed between two eight year old buns.
Michael Jackson was working on a cover of a popular Elton John song when he died...
His version was to be called "Don't Let Your Son Go Down on Me"...
What kind of car does Yoda drive?
A Toyoda.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
What's the difference between a Catholic hospital and Michael Jackson's Children's Hospital?
No seriously, what is it?
What does an electric-type Pokémon say when they get gassy while drinking milk?
I’m Zaptos intolerant!
What is an orphan's favorite quote in Star Wars?
"I am your father!"
What do you call a Pirate Pokemon?
Arrrrrr-ceus!
What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a pimple? You never see a pimple come on a little boy’s face.
Bababooey.
Me and my twin when we share a pizza: there can be only one!
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
I became anti-furry because I don't want Doom Slayer after me.
You heard of Spider-Man: No Way Home. Now get ready for:
Orphan: No Way Home.
Your hairline is so bad that it looks like you have Ironman's helmet on your head.
"Me fa so?"
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
One time Michael Jackson had an allergic reaction from eating 12-year-old nuts.