Pop culture jokes
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
The walking dead.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!