Pop culture jokes
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
Memes
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When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.