Pop culture jokes
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
they said they hated anyone who liked anime and that they were gonna hurt them
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Your mamma so fat, Thanos clapped 4 times.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.