Pop culture jokes
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
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What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
The walking dead.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!