Pop culture jokes

Why did Michael Jackson die?

Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.

Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?

Slugma.

Slugma dick.

Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.

The walking dead.

Aw hell naw,

dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.

Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!

What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?

Hang 'em high.

What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?

"I'm so crazy in love..."

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.