What's Michael Jackson's favorite hobby?
Nothing because he's dead.
Pop Culture Jokes
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
What's the difference between Neil Armstrong and Michael Jackson?
Neil Armstrong was the first man to walk on the moon, and Michael Jackson likes little boys.
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
Some say under his helmet is another smaller helmet, and under that is another helmet, and under that is a poster of Miley Cyrus.
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Q: How do you know there’s a party at Neverland Ranch? A: All the Big Wheels are parked out front.
Q: When do you know it’s over? A: Only one is left.
Why are there so many jokes about Chuck Norris, but not about Bruce Lee?
Bruce Lee was no joking matter.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
