Pop culture jokes

The walking dead.

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.

Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?

Palpatine: Review it.

"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"

Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?

Because they are Sith-ters.

Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?

Palpatine: Grew it.

What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?

The Rolling Stones.

What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?

Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.