
Pop culture jokes
Why did Michael Jackson die?
Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.
Luke looks like Big Chungus and Fat Sonic.
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
