Pop culture jokes
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
The walking dead.
Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
Memes
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.