Pop culture jokes
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Yo mama's so gay that, after watching Aladdin, she tried to fly on a pride flag!
Why is Michael Jackson so weak?
Bye bye byeee
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide Squad!
What is Michael Jackson's favorite phrase to parents of boys? "Leave me alone!"
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
Which Pokemon listens to Aha?
Takemeon.
How do you get Wacko Jacko to screw a lightbulb?
Tell Jacko that the bulb is a 6-year-old boy.
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Why does Michael Jackson wear a white glove?
So he won't bite his fingers when he eats a tootsie roll.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite drink? Tea-hee-hee!
What do you call a robot that feels like the opposite gender?
A transformer.
What's brown and in a baby's diaper?
Michael Jackson's hand.
What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?
They will TRAIN together.
Why is it so hard to tame a dog?
Because it's unTRAINable!
What movie does an orphan hate?
- No Way Home.
Chuck Norris makes the living room the dying room!