Pop culture jokes
Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.
Why did Naruto run fast?
Because he tried to get away from himself.
What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?
Winona Hider.
What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.
What is a necrophile's least favorite game?
The Walking Dead.
Memes
The walking dead.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.
What did the Queen Bee of Destiny's Child say?
"I'm so crazy in love..."
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
Yo mama is so fat that Naruto couldn't make enough shadow clones to surround her.
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.
What games do monks play a lot?
Among Us.
"Bippity Boppity Boop! Bill Cosby's coming for you!"
Stormtrooper: What should I do with this guide for my test?
Palpatine: Review it.