Pop culture jokes

Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.

What Pokémon is always disappointed? Wynaut.

Did you guys know that Chancellor Palpatine is suing Nike?

Apparently, the company stole his slogan: Just "Do It."

I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"

What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?

Slugma.

Slugma dick.

Your hairline looks like the Batman symbol.

The walking dead.

What is a necrophile's least favorite game?

The Walking Dead.

What do you call Joyce when she's running from the Russians?

Winona Hider.

Yo mama so ugly that Mr. Rogers doesn’t wanna be her neighbor.

Hello, I'm C-3PO. And this is my brother, WD-40.

Why did Naruto run fast?

Because he tried to get away from himself.

One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.

You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.

Pokemon.

What games do monks play a lot?

Among Us.

There used to be Wonder Woman.

Now we wonder, what is a woman?

What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?

Batman returns.

I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.

Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.

Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."

Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.