Pop culture jokes
There used to be Wonder Woman.
Now we wonder, what is a woman?
Did you hear? There's a new fast food restaurant coming: Jacko in the Box.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What’s the difference between Batman and the Black Panther?
Batman returns.
What’s something Bill Cosby and Freddy Krueger have in common?
Once you fall asleep, you’re fucked.
seggsy colonel sanders
I taped a picture of Bill Cosby to my gun, now it's an assault rifle.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Your hairline goes so far back it looks like Will Smith slapped it.
What's that Pokemon that evolves into macargo?
Slugma.
Slugma dick.
Your hairline lookin' like it got slapped up by Will Smith.
I dressed up as Darth Vader at an orphanage and said, "I am your father!"
Yo mama's so fat, Darth Vader wanted her to be the Death Star!
What is an emo girl's favorite map in Halo?
Hang 'em high.
Aw hell naw,
dey turned Spongilebile in2 a frigin generator.
What did the pickle do on the road?
It said, "I'm Pickle Rick!"
Q: What is Chris Brown's #1 Hit? A: Rihanna
What is an emo's favorite game?
To delete Cut the Rope.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
You must be a Charmander. Because you’re making me hot.
Pokemon.
One time Uma Thurman was Poison Ivy; she was weird in that, except for her punny jokes.