Batman: I’m vengeance.
Dad: Hi Vengeance, I’m dad.
Batman: ...
Dad: Son, it’s been 20 years, please let go.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get the milk and to get to the dark side.
What do people ask on a Friday night?
"Hey, wanna go to the Barb?"
Your hairline is so far back that if you wore yellow, people would think you were One Punch Man.
Why does an orphan like The Beatles? Because it's family friendly.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What is the difference between a Walking Dead and you? He doesn't feel pain.
Chuck Norris strangled someone with a cordless phone.
Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?
To get to the dark side.
When I saw your hairline, I thought I saw kid Jason Voorhees.
Yo mama so stupid that she tried to ride Ponyboy Curtis.
Yo mama is so evil that Dallas Winston fell in love with her.
Yo mama so hot that even Sodapop Curtis flirts with her.
Your mom is so fat, she looks like she ate the marshmallow from Ghostbusters.
The doctor said I would make it, but then Spider-Man came in holding a PS5.
Your hairline's so ugly it made Michael Jackson lean back.
You're so ugly that when One Direction saw you, they went the OTHER direction!
A donut is not empty inside, that was a hole in the middle. If I'm a donut, the hole used to be where I put my feeling and happiness, but people snatch it away from me.
Anyway, can someone put a hole in my physical body too? I kinda wanted to see people cry for me just like how people cry for Ace from One Piece.
What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
