Pop culture jokes
Alvin and the Chipmunks commit war crimes.
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!