Pop culture jokes
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
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Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."