Pop culture jokes
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
What do you call Nicki Minaj covered in glue?
Sticky Minaj.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!