What did Michael Jackson say?
Nothing, he's dead.
Pop Culture Jokes
"Wakanda Forever" didn't last forever.
Which band doesn’t make music?
One Direction.
What's the difference Michael Jackson and a play station have in common...
They're both plastic and kids turn them on.
Why is Michael Jackson on the naughty list this year?
Because he sexually kids 😂
What did they do with his body when he died?
They made him into Lego so kids can play with him for once.
I can't imagine him moaning with the kids, "Hi, uh, ya daddy, uh HEE!"
Why can't Michael Jackson come within 500 meters of a school?
Because he's dead. 😁
Big Dolly Parton hair, like an 80s prom queen!
Chuck Norris once did a roundhouse kick... and successfully completed the bottle cap challenge.
Me: Looks like a girl, sure as h3ll I don't sound like one.
Michael Jackson: Looks like a boy, sure as h3ll don't sound like one.
That [is] what we have i[n] commen, but if you mix up my gender I won't give a F about it. Michael Jackson not so much : )
What’s Michael Jackson’s favorite movie?
Black and white.
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Michael doesn’t fart. Jackson does.
Hi, I'm Michael Jackson, and my pronouns are hee/hee.
What do you get when you mix a fly and a rabbit?
Bugs Bunny!
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
Kids turn them on.
This one time I said that John Cena looks like crap.
But I realized I can't see him. LOL!
Stormtroopers, I guess they never miss, huh?
