Pop culture jokes
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
Weedle will make you high.