Pop culture jokes
Stormtrooper: What happened with your garden?
Palpatine: Grew it.
Chuck Norris can toss Jupiter at the Sun with his bare hands.
And he still cannot win a fighting match against Bruce Lee.
What does a sad cowboy and a supernatural fan have in common?
Both want to put a Winchester in their mouth.
When you have to fight an emo kid, but he brings his friends, so you gotta fight the Suicide Squad. But you gotta get the boys to help you.
What do Nemo and Emily's dad have in common? They both can't be found.
You are able to travel to the anime world, believe me, Michael Jackson did it.
Why don't you shower with a Pokemon? He might Pikachú.
Kelly Clarkson wants to be Rosie O'Donnell so badly. Too bad Kelly is the "Queen of Incest" and not the "Queen of Nice".
(And Kelly came from a sundown town in the Deep South, and not from Long Island.)
What is Wacko Jacko's favorite David Bowie song?
"Boys Keep Swinging."
If your hot dog taste like a piece of wood, who you gonna call?
GHOST MUSTERD
George Floyd was in a TV show, "Fresh Prince of no hair."
What’s the difference between Pikachu and an orphan?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Chris Brown, More like Chris Brownie hehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehehe!
How are laundry and Michael Jackson related?
They both got bleached!
When you reconstruct Michael Jackson and Lil Nas X to wreak havoc on preschool.
What was one phrase Michael Jackson said to a boy in his bed? Baby, be mine.
Q: What did Britney say to Kevin when they were in bed?
A: "Hit me baby one more time."
What's a school shooter's favorite anime?
Assassination Classroom.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Yo mama's so fat, when Thanos snapped, she only lost a few kg.