Pop culture jokes
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
Memes
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
Jesus was the one who created the T pose, not Fortnite.
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Bill Cosby.
Bill Cosby who?
Never mind, I’ll come back when you’re sleeping.
What do you call a man in a wheelchair with no legs?
Geo dude.
Weedle will make you high.
Have you heard anything about this Chuck Norris guy? Yeh, me neither.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
100% of them are like him!
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but couldn't stand up?
Q. What's Jeffery Dahmer's favorite song?
A. "Pieces of You."