Pop culture jokes
What's the difference between you and Frankenstein?
He is not ugly like you; plus, he has a wife.
Sonic says: "Gotta go fast!"
The Hulk SMASH!
Orphan says: "Gotta go home!"
What did one orphan say to the other?
Quick, Robin! To the Batmobile!
Will Smith's slap was like 9/11. It came in unexpectedly and will go down in history.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
Memes
What did Michael Jackson say to the kid sitting on his lap?
"Just beat it."
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?
R2 Detour.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
I was ridin' your mom like she was Mario Kart!
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
Why can't orphans stand Darth Vader?
Because he's their father.
What is the difference between an orphan and Pokemon?
People choose Pokemon.
What appears over Ash’s head when he gets an idea?
A LightBulbasaur.
Like Markgeraldnasol and his Pokemon Jokes.
What do you call a killer that uses psycho powers?
Mr. Mime!
Kid says to genie,
"I want to be like Batman!"
Kid goes home, both of them are dead.
Why do Jedis stay single?
Because they use "divorce" (the Force).
May divorce be with you!
Chuck Norris died, but Death was too afraid to tell him.
Chuck Norris can kick an apple from an orange tree and make the best lemonade you've ever had.