Pop culture jokes
What's Gru's favorite Beyoncé lyric? "Who run the world... Gorls."
How did Harry Potter get down the hill?
Running, JK rolling!
What do you call a kid watching Star Wars by themselves?
Hans Solo.
Chuck Norris is the opposite to Oliver Savage.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire? Hot wheels.
What did the Pokemon lover say when he got to the shoe store?
I have to Pikashoe.
What was David Bowie’s last hit?
Probably heroin.
What's Stephen Hawking's other favorite song?
Steve Winwood's "Just Roll with It Baby."
What does Sonic say when he doesn't want to get caught fucking in public?
Gotta Go Fast!
When Chuck Norris was asked, "Do you know the way?" he replied, "I am the way!"
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite shampoo?
Head and Shoulders.
Why are blind people so good at being a Jedi?
They are always swinging a stick.
Guys, I'm sorry about these bad puns. I should've kept my big Meowth shut.
Weedle will make you high.
Q: What was the name of Michael Jackson's last book?
A: The ins and outs of child rearing.
Chuck Norris destroys the yo mama!
How do you know you're following a DeLorean? The white line disappears.
What did John Cena say to the blind man? "YOU CAN'T SEE ME!"
Chuck Norris lit a campfire, and humans saw the sun for the first time.
Once upon a time... Chuck Norris stepped on a Lego. R.I.P. the Lego piece.