Pop culture jokes
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!
What did the cow say to the cheese? I am your father.
What do you call a cow that's laying down? Ground Beef.
Q. What monster plays the most April Fools' pranks?
A. Prankenstein.
Stephen Hawking would be a bad Pokemon.
He'd always be paralyzed, and his only move would be tackle!
What did Robin say to Batman when they were getting chicken?
Hahaha, I don't know.
"Out of the way, I need to Caterpie."
Why don't Jedi like their female relatives?
Because they are Sith-ters.
What did Thanos say when he snapped his finger? Another one bites the dust.