Pop culture jokes
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite band?
The Rolling Stones.
What song does Saturn sing?
"If you like it then you should have put a ring on it."
What is Forrest Gump's password?
1forest1
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
omae wa mou shindeiru.
Nani?
Your mom is so old, she turned to dust before Thanos snapped.
SPOILER ALERT...
I was going to tell you a joke about Thanos, but T. S. snapped it away!
What do you get if you cross Damian Lillard and a watch?
What did one orphan say to another?
"Robin, get in the Batmobile!"
Why did half of the world not see Avengers: Endgame?
Because half of them were Thanos snapped in Avengers: Infinity War.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
How do you wake up Lady Gaga?
You Poker Face.
In the words of Kerk Cobane: "Check this sweet no scope!"
Yo mama so fat, she's the reason why Slenderman has no eyes.
Bob Ross fighting in Vietnam. "They're in the happy little trees, shoot the happy little trees and bushes!"
Stop it, Superman is stupid, ugly, and nothing.
God help me, please!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bedsheets?
Billie's Jeans... Hee hee!
What did Michael Jackson find on his bed?
Billie's Jeans.
Hey girl, are you a wizard? Because you cast lit in my Final Fantasy!