Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Me: No one likes Shrek; he is just a fat green guy.
Friend: Hey! Stop talking about me.
Okay, so basically, the first person is bagging on Shrek, calling him a "fat green guy." Little does this knucklehead know, his buddy identifies with Shrek. So when he says "stop talking about me," it's like he's saying, "Yeah, I'm Shrek, deal with it!" You probably look like Shrek too you goblin.