What do Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch have in common?
If you throw water over them, they both die...
Hawking and the Witch
Explanation
Explain Bear
Listen up, chucklehead! This joke is funny 'cause it suggests Stephen Hawking and the Wicked Witch are both weak against water. Hawking was famously disabled and the witch melts in the Wizard of Oz. Get it? I know you don't because you can't spell.